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My Car's Extended Warranty? Respectfully, Fuck Off. by miles_cannot_write
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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“Hey, what the fuck, dude!” The voice on the other end cried out in multiple variations in the midst of Sasuke’s unforgiving clamor, which had left the haggard man slightly impressed at how persistent this scammer was. “Hello? Sasuke? This is your number, right? What the hell is going on!”
The clanging stopped as soon as he heard his name. How did the caller know his name? And why did they sound so…familiar?
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or, Sasuke thought he was getting a scam call, so he decided to prank them. In reality, however, it was the cute guy from his work. -
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He didn’t get it, he’s fifteen years old now, not some loud kid from primary anymore. What don’t they understand? Why is he always getting punished? No matter how much he studies, no matter how hard he tries to stay out of trouble, it’s never enough. He’s forever failing, forever horrid.
Is that the constant, then? Is he just meant to slave away for a dream unattainable for him until he dies? If that’s his destiny, what’s the point of doing anything at all?
O what made fatuous sunbeams toil/To break Earth’s sleep at all?
Henry reckoned he understood those lines now, why they resonated within him the way they did: It reminded him too much of himself. He was never one to be articulate, but he was a vulnerable child, with a temper as rickety as war and eyes as fragile as the Earth's crust.
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or: teenage horrid henry reads the poem futility by wilfred owen while dealing with his own teenage angst, accompanied by ralph of course