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   Delivery! by ToastGarden (ToastOfEden)

   Fandoms: 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Cheng Xiaoshi/Lu Guang (Link Click)
   • Cheng Xiaoshi & Qiao Ling (Link Click)
   • Cheng Xiaoshi (Link Click)
   • Lu Guang (Link Click)
   • Qiao Ling (Link Click)
   • Original Characters
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Pizza AU
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Bad Pick-Up Lines
   • Mutual Pining
   • Miscommunication
   • Emotional Baggage
   • Developing Relationship
   • Confessions
   • Cheng Xiaoshi Being an Idiot (Link Click)
   • Lu Guang is Bad at Feelings (Link Click)
   • Disaster Bisexual Cheng Xiaoshi
   • Dream Sex
   • First Time
   • Forced Proximity
   • Delivery Man Lu Guang
   • Lu Guang Has a Large Penis (Link Click)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Bottom Cheng Xiaoshi/Top Lu Guang (Link Click)
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.

   His plan is simple:
   Step 1. Order pizza
   Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
   Step 3. Lose virginity

   Everything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.

   Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.

   Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   73,294

   Chapters:

   12/14

   Comments:

   307

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   01 Feb 2026