meteoritee

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    Connected post-Sonic 3 stories. Can be read as stand-alones.

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    The only thing worse than having to listen to the Hero of Time is having to babysit him. And the only thing worse than having to babysit the Hero of Time is having him listen to you.

    In other words, Wind is not having a good time.

    [Time gets de-aged.]

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    14 Feb 2026

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    "Master Thomas meant to tell you when you were older, but it became a secret that died with him.” Until today, that is. It was inevitable that one day Master Thomas’ dirty laundry would be aired, but it was not Alfred’s job to protect his posthumous image. He was always more partial to Martha, anyhow.

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    The Dark Knight finds a sister through a series of HIPAA violations. Naturally, this affects everything.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Tim Drake used to love photography. He used to be pretty damn good at it, too.

    He doesn't do it so much anymore.

    And he isn't sure why that seems to bother Damian so much.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Peter Parker (recently called Peter Three) appears in a swirl of golden light, the chill morning air replaced with something stagnant and sterile. He blinks, shaking off the golden light, and realizes he's not where he should be.

    He's in a cell box suspended in a void, surrounded by other clear cells filled with people of all shapes, sizes, and, potentially, species.

    A high tech gondola being guided along by an alien that almost looks like Peter Two’s Green Goblin slides into view. A bald man in a tailored business suit stands behind the alien, scrolling on his phone, idly drinking some coffee.

    Peter politely knocks on the wall separating them.

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    08 Oct 2025