megaawkwardhuman123
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It hadn't even been twenty-four hours since Guillermo had been turned human and instead of a break, all he got was a fuzzy memory and body.
Aka a self-indulgent Mothman Guillermo fanfic that's eaten up my January.
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Here Comes Guillermo Claus (Right Down Our Street And Ashley Street) by megaawkwardhuman123
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Dec 2023
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Twas the day of Christmas and Guillermo was dressed in a Santa costume.
After a bit of shenanigans, Guillermo ends up teaching the vampires about Santa. Later Guillermo has to pretend to be Santa mainly for the sake of an over-excited Nandor.
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During their trip around the world Nandor and Guillermo find themselves staying overnight in a clown motel. Here we learn two things:
1 Guillermo really doesn't like clowns
2 even in the good timeline™ the world still fucks with Guillermo
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Thank you for being an adorable little, furry friend! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Dec 2023
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Nandor is disappointed that he has no one to cuddle with as he watches "The Golden Girls." Guillermo has an idea for a new companion for Nandor.
Unfortunately, Nandor's new companion and Buster, Nandor's pet raccoon, do not get off on the right foot...
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24 Dec 2023
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Nandor and Guillermo finally kiss, and it's perfect...except that Guillermo can’t seem to remember to breathe.
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21 Dec 2023
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fuck it. you got sold to ghost for drug money. deal with it. by ghostussy
Fandoms: the band ghost
28 Aug 2023
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idk man the writer's block has grabbed me by the dick. will continue to have updates, I guess.
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28 Aug 2023
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Back to Earth there is a very special Gay Guy by Indashadows for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Aug 2023
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"What did you use those for? Are you making art?" Nandor asked.
"Not really," answered Guillermo with a chuckle. "You just write a statement or something you're proud of." He looked like he was struggling to peel the second sticker off.
Nandor reached for one of the black markers and a sheet of paper and placed the sign on the floor of the float, turning his back to his familiar. He started scribbling something.Bookmarked by megaawkwardhuman123
07 Aug 2023
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ABC, 123 (baby, you and me) by Phasmama for HeartlessMemo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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“Well, if you checked your phone like a normal person, you would know.” Liliana clucks her tongue in disapproval. “Still in your pj’s so late in the afternoon? Dormilón!” Her hands empty of the bag, she turns to pick up what he hadn’t even noticed. Her baby in a big car seat carrier. He barely even remembered she had a kid. Maria? Marta, maybe?
“Isabella needs to stay with you for a little bit. Couple of days, maybe a week.”
“What? No, no. No. A baby can’t stay here! It’s not safe,” Guillermo caught himself, “cause of- you know, the construction.”
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When Guillermo is pressed into baby-sitting duty for a week, things go fine, then terribly, then amazing.
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12 Jul 2023