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  1. Rec *

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    Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    This is fucking hilarious

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    By some twist of fate, the Matrix of Leadership sends Optimus Prime & Megatron back to the past, back to when they were cogless miners who went by Orion Pax and D-16. Will they be able to change the course of the future? Or will history repeat itself?

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    06 Jan 2026

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    04 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my god......holy shit......

    I'm def rereading this man....

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    Megatronus learns that Orion Pax has been having erotic dreams about him via a poorly-disguised anonymous post in a dream interpretation forum.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Wow

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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

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    01 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DUDEEEE SICK AS HELL MAN I LOVE KOBD