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A man was sitting in the chair across from him. Flambae's mouth went dry when recognition hit.
The guy looked pretty unremarkable in person. Early thirties, lean build, short, auburn hair, dressed in jeans and a ratty hoodie. A chunk of his right ear was missing.
There was no doubt as to his identity.
Robert Robertson, serial killer. Hero killer.
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Flambae only knows Robert Robertson as a wanted murderer. It's on TV and everything. So why the fuck does the guy keep insisting that he's their dispatcher?
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"It gets worse, by the way. Severe insomnia can cause confusion, hallucinations, paranoia, problems with short-term memory and oh, yeah. You can totally die from it."
"Not true," Robert mumbled, "You don't die from insomnia. You can die from the health complications caused by severe sleep deprivation though."
"Great, you can die from the fucking health complications then! This shit's serious, Robert! And not normal!"
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Or: Robert's no good, very bad, really, really long day.
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Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.
"Rob–"
She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.
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Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.
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In which Henry slaps some ass, Hans has some revelations about his turn ons, and they shouldn't be doing either while running from bandits.
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“Hans,“ Henry repeated, demanding his attention. Hans whined. “Listen to me. You’re not thinking straight. You’re under the influence of some concoction. It’s making you–“ How was he supposed to put that tactfully? “– aroused.“
To his surprise Hans chuckled, though it was strained, “Yes, thank you for that … observation.“ It was almost impressive how he managed to still sound snobbish despite the words coming out breathless and slurred, “I was trying to–get your help with that, actually.“
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The Capture by Aard_Rinn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One
30 May 2020
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Prowl is desperate - he's got no one to turn to.
Well, he has one person to turn to. How unfortunate for everyone else.
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- Part 4 of Crime in Crystals
Bookmarked by madbees
21 Jan 2026
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In which Z-Team (and the SDN office in general) notices that the new dispatcher looks like someone took him apart with a box cutter and put him back together at some point. They have follow-up questions. AKA: Robert’s scars get the team talking about the high cost of being a hero and what it means to be one.
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- Part 7 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
Bookmarked by madbees
15 Jan 2026
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The Humiliating Ordeal Of Being Cared For by Angel Ascending (angel_in_ink)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
17 Nov 2025
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“For someone who doesn’t trust me, you were very quick to choose an option of treatment which, arguably, implies that you believe I can keep you alive and whole,” Occtis says without looking up from his task.
“I had very little choice,” Julien says. “I will not simply lay down and die, and I refuse to lose my arm without trying to save it. What I do or do not believe has nothing to do with it.”
“I see.”
There’s something in the boy’s voice, or maybe in the set of his shoulders, that causes Julien to take notice. “Do you believe you can save me?”
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What if the only person who might be able to save your life was the person you trusted the least?
Bookmarked by madbees
25 Dec 2025
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In which Invisigal is handling this soooo normally. She’s not spiraling at all about Mecha Man joining SDN as her goddamn dispatcher. The way she’s thinking about the guy she nearly exploded to death is normal. So normal. She can be normal helping the guy out with something as simple as a headache. AKA: Vizi battles her demons while Robert has a migraine after hours. It’s so normal.
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- Part 4 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
Bookmarked by madbees
21 Dec 2025
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In the post-canon bad-ending universe, Prism drags Robert to a club to watch her perform and stop thinking about how everything went wrong in the end. Robert gets a bit wasted and Flambae shows up just as the party drugs hit. AKA: Chad and Robert really aren’t into eachother, but in these very specific circumstances? Eh.
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- Part 1 of Vizi Breaks Bad
Bookmarked by madbees
20 Dec 2025