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  1. Rec 51

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    Prowl reflects on the decisions that led to him harbouring a giant spider between his thighs.

    He makes the best of it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    i’m so normal

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    A collection of horny one shots involving the Elite Trine (and some others).

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  3. Rec 12

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    Statement of Y/N regarding her time in the possession of the musical group known as One Direction.
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    Jon reads a statement about a mysterious boy band, which takes some…unexpected turns.
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    [Reuploading this because I accidentally deleted the original like an IDIOT.]

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    05 Jan 2026

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    LMAOOOO

  4. Rec 62

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    Ratchet reset his vox. “I do not wish to harm you. What is your faction?”
    “Faction? We do not associate with any vigilante group or pirating crew.”
    “No, I meant- Autobot or Decepticon? Do you ally with either of them? Or are you neutrals avoiding the war?”
    “War?” The flier’s optics widened more and a weakly surprised noise came from behind them (him, probably, if going off of vocal inflection). “What war? When?”
    Ratchet frowned. “The civil war we’ve been fighting for four thousand years. How are you on Earth and unaware of this?”
    “Four thousand… impossible. Machina was destroyed one thousand years ago.”
    “Machina? ...I am from Cybertron. Have you heard of such a planet?”
    “No.” The flier cocked his helm. “...I think there has been a misunderstanding. You do not look like a Metal Cardbot.”
    “I most certainly am not that.”
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    After a shoddy teleportation attempt, the Metal Cardbots find themselves scattered, cut off from their team, and stranded in unfamiliar places.
    The Autobots notice.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    AAAAAAHH <333

  5. Rec 48

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    Nine and Juice talk about life.

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