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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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29 Jan 2026
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When the Malfoy chandelier falls on Hermione, Harry and Ron are sure she's dead. They escape from Malfoy Manor without her and leave her body behind.
What happens when she's saved by an unlikely pair and forced into hiding to keep their secrets? And exactly how far will Draco Malfoy go when the witch he saves turns into somebody he can't live without?
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20 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy has a little problem. Ten years ago he played a drunken game of Truth or Dare, and it resulted in an Unbreakable Vow in which he promised to lose his virginity to Hermione Granger.
He's never fulfilled it, and now he's engaged to marry somebody else in six weeks.
Most people would panic, but Draco has a plan. All he has to do is tell his mother.
Narcissa can fix anything.
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- Part 2 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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16 Jan 2026
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The Marriage Law and Procreation Plan has just one goal: to produce magical children.
Draco is preparing to wed before he is matched, until he changes his mind at the last possible moment. Now he's bound to follow a law that would take away everything he's supposed to want and give him the one woman he could never have.
How does Draco cope with a match who is not thrilled by the prospect? How does he work his way into her heart and also her pants by the Ministry-imposed deadline? And what on earth is he supposed to do about the fact that he's never actually done anything like this before?
Join Draco on his adventure to win over Hermione Granger, despite the marriage law she hates and every other inconvenience life throws at them. Marriage is never easy, but Draco is up for the challenge.
Featuring a BAMF Hermione Granger and a Very Good Boy Draco Malfoy who is only slightly (okay very) intimidated by his wife.
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- Part 1 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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15 Jan 2026
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Praise is Hermione's drug of choice.
And she is always willing to bend over backward in search of her next fix.featuring nsfw art by daysofmelodrama [ ao3 | insta | twitter ]
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13 Jan 2026