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Broom Polishing, and Other Illicit Activities by lunalive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2026
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Well-brought-up pureblood girls don't talk about sex. At least not directly.
Unfortunately, when Pansy asks to see his Firebolt, Harry gets rather the wrong idea.
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Harry is woefully unprepared for his interview with Pansy.
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Charlotte asks Père Noël for her father. A few hours later, Pansy finds a very confused Harry Potter in her sitting room.
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- Part 2 of the breath verse
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After the war, Hermione takes up knitting again as a way to destress from her busy job at the Ministry.
Ron, meanwhile, wonders how to stop his girlfriend from breaking them up.
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In the autumn of 2011, Harry Potter's daughter starts her first year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, he doesn't know it.
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- Part 1 of the breath verse
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Reposting drabbles for the HPFF Discord April Drabble Challenge.
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Pansy Parkinson's younger sister is born a squib. Everything else spirals out from there.
Half-Blood Prince & Deathly Hallows AU, and the aftermath.
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When Pansy’s future teenage daughter arrived, it was a Saturday morning in mid-February, and they were in the Slytherin girls’ dormitory, getting ready to go visit the new outpost of Madam Malkin’s in Hogsmeade.
Harry, Pansy, and their time-traveling children, among other adventures.
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Harry isn’t especially enthusiastic about the idea of babysitting Theo Nott, even if he’s the first British diplomat to the Fair Folk in five hundred years and needs to be protected from people who don’t want to see his mission succeed. But his boss isn’t giving him a choice about it. And Theo’s glittering presence makes Harry unwillingly fascinated—and maybe something more.
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- Part 10 of More Theo/Harry in the World Project
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09 Feb 2026
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Witchy Wiles are Wasted on Witless Wizards by LadyGlencora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2026
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Surely Harry Potter--the defeater of Voldemort--could not be this clueless. After the fourth visit to Pansy Parkinson's shop in one week, Ron Weasley thought Harry would notice that Parkinson was out to shag the Chosen One.
To anyone with eyes, it was clear that Millicent Bulstrode wanted to lick Ron from cock to collarbone. At least it was quite clear to Harry and his four eyes. But Ron was always oblivious when it came to women.
If only Ron and Harry could see the world through each other's eyes.
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Bookmarked by lunalive
05 Feb 2026
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“Oh.” Parkinson deflated. She bit her lip and looked up at Harry through her long, curled lashes. “But I’d feel so much safer if you could stay until he comes back.”
Ron snorted. Parkinson shot him a pointed glare before softening her features back into pleading looks at Harry.
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An Erotic Interlude between Our Humble Hero and His Perverse Potioneer, as submitted by HoochieBabe69 by DrPansyParkinson for LadyGlencora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2026
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Madame Hooch has been subscribed to the Gilderoy Lockhart fanzine, Lockharlots, for the past five years. Now that Gilderoy is her colleague, she’s been following him around in order to be inspired so she can finally finish her own positively perverse Snape/Lockhart fic she’s been daydreaming about writing all year.
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After the war, everyone’s starving for a little bit of love and joy in their lives, and word on the street says there’s not a match Pansy Parkinson can’t make. She’s gotten teenagers their first kiss, twenty-year-olds relationships that suppressed the one year mark, thirty-year-olds their dreamed proposals, middle-aged divorcees their second marriage.
The Boy Who Lived might be her hardest match yet, but not for the reasons she expects.
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Bookmarked by lunalive
01 Aug 2025
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Harry couldn’t help the smile that spread over his lips at her little quip. “Pansy,” he started, right before getting on his knees, “I hope you stay tonight, tomorrow night and the night after that.” He wrapped his hand around her ankle gently and finished unbuckling her shoe, which dropped to his hardwood floors with a surprisingly loud thud. High heel shoes were always heavier than girls made them look. “In fact, I hope one day I’ll wake up—” He pressed a kiss to her other ankle, unbuckling the remaining shoe off her delicate foot. “—and realize my house is covered in pink.”
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In 2001, Draco Malfoy's life has turned a dismal shade of Grey.
Or is it some kind of sickness, creeping in through the walls of his home to infect him with every breath he takes? Honestly, it makes little difference to him. No one else sees it, anyway.
Enter: Colorful, vibrant Luna Lovegood, who may be
[is definitively]
just the girl to try to set things right. At least, she can sense the Grey, too. And she just so happens to be in a convenient holiday lull at her DoM job.
But their past haunts him. He knows it always will. How could he possibly justify allowing her back into his home, the scene of her imprisonment? The place where -- well. He tries not to think too much about what happened all those years ago.
In 1996, Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater whose family has detained an old wandmaker in their cellar. When Luna Lovegood arrives days before Christmas, he tries and fails
[repeatedly]
to stay away.
Told through two interwoven timelines exactly 5 years apart, this is the story of how two people save each other.
Twice.
Bookmarked by lunalive
01 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
“Yes. I think. Come on, Lovegood, do you have any sense of self-preservation whatsoever? What if a Death Eater tried to come down here, and —”
And he trailed off, because a Death Eater had come down there and was currently launching into a diatribe on the stairs.
Lovegood, for all her intelligence and eerie awareness of him, chose not to comment on his obvious blunder, and instead said something wholly unexpected:
“Did you bring any Firewhiskey with you?”
“No,” he replied, irritated.
[To be clear, he was irritated with himself, for 3 reasons: 1. He was a Death Eater; 2. He had forgotten that he was a Death Eater, which was absolutely mortifying; and 3. He had not brought Firewhiskey to the cellar]