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    Lee Felix has everything it takes to be a great football player. He’s fast on his feet, quick to think and has a kick that sends every ball straight into the goal. The only problem? Football is an all-alpha sport and he is an omega. Unwilling to give up his dream of making it to the big leagues, he decides to pretend to be an alpha to join his university’s football team.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “It’s okay to be a late bloomer” Minho said immediately, firm but gentle. “There’s nothing wrong with that.”

    Seungmin laughed weakly. “It’s easy for you to say, everyone loves you! You can get any alpha, beta or omega you want without even trying.”

    “Minnie, that doesn’t mean that people wouldn’t want to be with you, a lot of people would.”

    “That’s not true” Seungmin said wiping angrily at his cheeks. “People think that being unpresented at my age is like a disease. Like there’s something wrong with me.”

    Or: Seungmin is desperately in love with his alpha roommate that seems to care deeply for him, just not in a romantic way. Unpresented and convinced he’s unlovable, he believes his feelings for Minho are destined to remain one-sided, no matter how close they are.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    lixie @felixflowertot
    OH MY GOD

    lixie @felixflowertot
    WIKIHOW TO DELETE YOURSELF FROM EXISTENCE AND FROM EVERYONE’S MEMORY I AM GONNA THROW MYSELF OFF THE BUS ISTG I AM MORTIFIED

    Or: the one where Felix falls onto the lap of a cute boy on a crowded bus. You can probably see where this one is going.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Look, we don't have to if you don't want to. I remember what you said the last time we saw each other. I can walk myself back home right now, just say the word,” Jisung says, worrying his lower lip between his teeth. A nervous tick, Minho notes.

    He considers it for a moment – sending Jisung home – but then he would have gained nothing from all of this. But he also doesn't want to lead the guy on.

    “You should know I wear hearing aids,” Minho blurts, an attempt to sabotage. This is the part where Jisung will realize Minho isn't worth it. He’ll walk away, Minho is sure of it.

    "I know. Chan-hyung told me,” Jisung says, “I don't care about that– or well, I do, but– you make it sound like it’s a dealbreaker–”

    “Because it is.”

    “It's not.”

    Jisung's words kill Minho’s argument, leaving Minho staring at him in shock, his mouth hanging open.

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    After years of accepting that he’ll never be enough for a relationship, Minho feels relieved when he doesn't receive a soulmate mark. That is, until he meets Jisung — another person without a mark, who makes him question everything he thought he wanted.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    After a tragic accident, Minho loses memory of the last three years of his life – including his entire relationship with Jisung, his long-term boyfriend.

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    31 Jan 2026