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    Antiquated Practices by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    17 Feb 2025

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    “Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”

    “WHAT!?”

    There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.

    “Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.

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    Several misunderstandings happen in a row.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Small Matters Extras by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 Jan 2026

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    Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.

    Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3

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    04 Feb 2026

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    The Small Matter of Divinity by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Jul 2024

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    The story was done. Binghe and Shen-bro were off on their honeymoon, Mobei-Jun was finally the actual king of the Northern Desert, they'd had their big fight and actually made some progress, and Shang Qinghua had even been allowed back into the sect. So happily ever after, right? At least, if survival and paperwork counted as happy. Then what was this shit?! Being in some rip-off 'Honey I shrunk the Cultivator' fanfiction wasn't part of the deal!

    In other words, Shang Qinghua, the great master Airplane Shooting Into the Sky, overworked and underappreciated god of this universe, accidentally accepts an optional quest with no cancel option and ends up even shorter than usual. Wasn't his life dangerous enough as it was?

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    02 Feb 2026

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    under a wicked star by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 Sep 2020

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    Caught unaware, Mobei Jun is kidnapped for leverage.


    On the eighth day, Mobei Jun is broken out of his trance by the sound of something being tossed into his pit. It’s a lot lighter than what they throw food down in. He realizes that today, he is not tied down.

    When he moves off the bed, he does not need the canopy post to support his weight as he stands up. The object on the floor glints in the firelight, and Mobei Jun crouches to pick it up. His face is immoving; slowly, he turns the An Ding peak lord crown in his hand, looking at the blood-soaked metal through the light.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    rosewater by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    24 May 2020

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    Some days it seems that his hunger gets the better of him.


    “I have thought of you all day,” Mobei Jun murmurs. “I have been thinking of how you tasted when I took you. But this morning was not enough.”

    “Not enough— you kept going and going!” Shang Qinghua hisses, and ah. Yes. That was the most pleasant part of the morning. Shang Qinghua looking like a total wreck as he tried to diligently serve his lord however he could, long after he had been wrung dry.

    “And yet I am still not satisfied,” Mobei Jun replies, his other hand dropping down to knead at Shang Qinghua’s rear. It’s plush and soft and Mobei Jun hears himself making some sort of involuntary guttural rumble at the feeling of it under his hands. Shang Qinghua groans and his hips tick forward, much to Mobei Jun’s pleasure. “Allow this one to indulge. He will try to be quick.”

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