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    Jiang Cheng accidentally sees Lan Xichen naked. Now he can't stop thinking about Lan Xichen's perfect huge cock. What does it taste like? How does it feel? Would it fit inside him?

    It's okay to daydream about his roommate's dick. It's not like he'll cross that line.

    ...Right?

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    15 Feb 2026

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    The tent looks as Lan Wangji's tent always looks, neat and orderly with his brother's travel possession all properly laid out despite the temporary nature of the residence, yes everything is in its place except-

    Except.

    Except on the far side of the tent where his bedroll is laid out, because the tent is /not/ empty after all, no, his brother is here, in, on, his bedroll, kneeling on his bed roll, kneeling on his bedroll in only his pants, knelling on his bedroll in only his pants with his knees on either side of a pair of hips, his hands pinning another pair of hands against the ground. The drape of Lan Wangji's unbound hair hides ...whoever this is from Lan Xichen's sight but the person ...is definitely a person.

    OR Lan Xichen walks into what he thinks is his brother's /empty/ tent and learns many things he would he would REALLY rather not know.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Mr. Mo’s expression did nothing to help his case. He looked extremely stressed whenever Zizhen started questioning his upbringing, and he often flubbed his answers. “Maybe I was homeschooled,” he posited.

    “Were you?” Zizhen pressed.

    “... I don’t know.”

    “You don’t know?! You can’t remember if you went to elementary school or stayed home?”

    “My memory is bad!” Mr. Mo insisted.

    “You have an eidetic memory!”

    Mr. Mo scratched his nose shyly. “Eidetic… photographic… something like that.”

    “So then what did your classroom look like?!” Zizhen asked.

    Mr. Mo smacked the whiteboard with his expo marker, forcing the students to refocus on the notes he had written. “Hydrogen bonding,” he said pointedly. “A dipole-dipole attraction. If you’re not about to tell me which three elements hydrogen can bond to in this manner, then your hand should not be raised.”

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    (AKA: The one where Wei Wuxian uses the pseudonym "Mo Xuanyu" for reasons yet to be revealed, and the junior detectives solve a case each chapter while investigating their chemistry teacher.)

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    10 Feb 2026

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    - Based on a Tumblr post

    “The great Hanguang-jun has done it! The Second Jade of Lan has cultivated to immortality!”

    That day, people cheered and celebrated in the streets. Alcohol flowed freely, and everyone was in high spirits. Wei Wuxian couldn’t get away from the ruckus if he tried. It was as though when Lan Wangji ascended, so did everyone who heard the news.

    In Wei Wuxian’s mind, it had been a foregone conclusion. If anyone in his generation was going to cultivate to such a level, it could only be Lan Wangji. There was no one else so righteous, so deserving, so powerful.

    Why then, didn’t Wei Wuxian feel much like celebrating when he heard the news?

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    AKA - Lan Wangji cultivates to immortality only to find out that Wei Wuxian has no golden core and thus can't cultivate to immortality with him. He decides that does not work for him and he must find a way around it.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    The two shadow men dragging Jin Rulan toss him to the floor of the cell and he immediately sits up, spitting and furious and drags the gag from his mouth with his own bound hands.

    “What the fuck do you think you’re doing!? Do you know who I am!? Just you wait till my uncles hear about this!!”

    “Oh I’m sure they’ll be just heart broken.” The man in black steps forward into the doorway of the cell and one of the shadow men steps forward to place a stool behind him so that he can settle, grinning, onto it. “Unfortunately if you want them to find out anything you’re going to need a tongue for talking or fingers for writing, and well…” The man flips his knife casually from one hand to the other, “You won’t be leaving here with either one.”

     

    OR the Mo manor arc gets fucked up when Mo Xuanyu and the Lan juniors get abducted and it causes Wei Wuxian's return to go VERY differently.

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    04 Feb 2026