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    There is only one thing Fun Ghoul is looking for: hard, meaningless sex with no strings attached. But he might be getting more than he bargained for when he catches the eye of a Scarecrow who goes by the name of Poison.

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    16 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Hearthstone dies. Blitzen doesn't.

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    19 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    The thing was, Phil knew what Dan looked like turned on. Cheeks flushed, pupils widened, that hungry expression on his face. But Dan’s eyes had tracked over the woman in the gif with curiosity more than anything else. Do you even like looking at any of that shit, Phil wanted to ask, because you’re always grumpy afterwards and I feel like you’re pulling away, but he knew that whatever the real answer was, Dan would say yes.

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    08 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    After Dan's tragic death, Phil starts having a bunch of strange dreams where he is still alive. But are they really just dreams?

    Or: Phil's s̶o̶u̶l̶ consciousness can't cope with Dan's death, so he starts hopping between different universes, trying to look for him.

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    5/5
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    22 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Have we switched bodies? Or have we switched brains?" Phil asks. It's such an odd thing to say- such a Phil thing to say, that it startles a laugh out of Dan. "Think about it."

    Dan and Phil swap bodies for a day.

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    30 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dan is an extremely unlucky non-binary former pop star who was recently walked out on by their husband. Phil is an extremely lucky bisexual retired robot engineer who is working on his third travel album to deal with his wife's infidelity. Somehow they find each other and fall in love anyway.

    An AU based on The Game of Life lives in "Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids and Retire"

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    11 Aug 2025

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    “Being told to dress up in a dinosaur onesie and have cereal catapulted at your face is a little odd. Waking up to find that you and your best friend have switched bodies? That’s fucking bizarre.”

    (Or, the multi-chaptered, slightly smutty bodyswap fic that no one asked for. Featuring whiny/annoying!Dan, sassy/beguiling!Phil, unintentional innuendos, intentional innuendos, unnecessary kitchen supplies, and just a pinch of magic).

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    10 Aug 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 23

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    Seven year old Phil has an imaginary friend, and his mother is concerned.

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    2,056

    30 Jul 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 34

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    In all the years they've known each other, Dan and Phil have never been able to spend Christmas Day together. And it's looking like they still can't, even with how much things have changed this year. Unless...

    a.k.a. Dan’s family spend Christmas in the Isle of Man.

    Written for schnaf as part of the 2019 Phandom Fic Fests Secret Santa exchange. Prompt: Christmas dinner with the family

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    22 Jul 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 77

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester work together as voice actors for BBC radio dramas in the late 1930s, but slowly begin to develop “inappropriate” feelings for each other. (No characters die *in* this story, but there is some grief and sadness related to their deaths in the past.)

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    16 Jul 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 14

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    Phil's fingertips had tingled. He hadn't thought much of it at the time, since some part of him was usually tingling when Dan was looking up through his fringe like that.

    He didn't mean to make the wish.

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    14 Jul 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 39

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    Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.

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    11 Jul 2025

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    "Even if you look...” Dan falters.

    “What?” Phil says. Dan's half-smiling, avoiding Phil's eye. “Even if I look what?”

    “Like,” Dan hesitates, licking his bottom lip, and Phil's heart squeezes tight in his chest for all of half a second. “Well, you don't look like a trained killer, put it that way.”

    In which Phil's an ex vampire hunter who's entirely too preoccupied by Dan's dimple and his eyes and his laugh to notice the fact that he might actually be in love with a vampire (Sequel to Hanging Out With Corpses)

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    05 Jul 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 84

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    Phil meets Dan at a vampire representation demonstration.

    He ends up watching him and the way he’s gnawing on his thumbnail, looking across at a stall that's selling gluten-free blood substitutes. He stands out in the crowd – not so much because of how much black he’s wearing, but his height. Phil thinks that this is first person he’s seen all day who doesn’t make him feel like a giant.

    In which Phil is a lonely ex-vampire hunter living in the city and Dan's just a pretty guy who doesn't sleep and wears a lot of black...right?

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    Comments:
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    10,210

    04 Jul 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 38

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    "People touch me and they die, that’s it.”

    The words seem to hang there in the air between them, heavy and impossible.

    "You're kidding," Phil says, faintly.

    In which Dan can't touch anyone without killing them, and Phil has a crush on him anyway.

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    3/3
    Comments:
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    2,670

    01 Jul 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    A recent loss has ground Phil's life to a halt. At 33, he's static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

    In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London... a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

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    Chapters:
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    29 Jun 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 36

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    The morning’s misty rain has turned into a genuine Manchester autumn downpour. As Kath walks past a novelty shop, she spots a young man facing the brick wall of the building. His arm is bent against the wall, and he’s leaning his forehead against his arm, and the poor thing is shaking with what Kath fears might be sobs.
    An au fic about hot meals and serendipity.

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    74
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    36
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    2,883

    26 Jun 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 48

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    "They had a joke in there. About a sex tape with him and Dan." A fic about Phil's parents and That Conversation.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
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    Hits:
    5,007

    26 Jun 2025

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    An onstage accident at a convention leads to a week of stress, nightmares, and evaluating life choices for Dan and Phil.

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    Comments:
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    25 Jun 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 6

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    10. meticulous landscaper who fixes up all the yards of the expensive condominiums and the one crazy hermit who refuses to let his yard be groomed

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    515

    24 Jun 2025

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