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  1. Rec 80

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    Simon has acres of grass to mow, rampant ivy to battle, and a grave to dig. Baz has a list to write. A very long one. Neither of them has time for distracting crushes, parental-expectations, the end of the world, or cemetery stakeouts at midnight with irritatingly fit guys. Oh, and there are wings.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Sometimes, Baz can forget that Simon broke up with him on a Tuesday. (Fuck Tuesdays, by the way.)

    Sometimes, Simon can forget that Baz is doing well—really well—and seems almost happy. (Fuck happiness too, actually.)

    But neither of them can forget a drunken text, three years later, at 1:02 am.

    Nothing really counts past one o’clock in the morning. So, a little texting can’t hurt, can it? (Spoiler: it can hurt. It does hurt. Quite a lot.)

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    29 Jun 2025

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  3. Rec 94

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    “I think I’m … going off,” I say, and my voice is barely audible. I didn’t know. I had no idea that’s what was happening, not until I said it aloud. But I think I’ve been going off in gruesome slow motion for the past two years.

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    28 Jun 2025

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  4. Rec *

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    simon and baz are back from america. now the healing can start.

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    25 Jun 2025

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  5. Rec 43

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    5 times Baz tries to convince Simon he's a vampire and 1 time he doesn't have to.

    Or: canon divergence where Simon is not obsessed with Baz, and Baz desperately tries to catch his attention.

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    28 Apr 2025

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  6. Rec 41

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    “Do you really not care that you have to be part of the drama club?”

    “Theatre is perfectly dignified, Snow,” Baz says, not even turning back to look at me.

    “Are you actually not going to make fun of me every time I fuck up the lines or acting or whatever?”

    He stops walking and turns around so fast I almost crash into him.

    “Like I said,” Baz says, looking down on me, stretching those three inches, working his jaw. “I don’t have time for you, Snow.”

    And just like that, he walks away from me.
     

     

    or Simon and Baz are forced to join the drama club to get extra credits.

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    05 Mar 2025

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  7. Rec *

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    It's six months after he moved in with Penny, and Simon Snow still has the same problems - goblins, Baz's fear of intimacy, and just about everything else in his fucked up life. But - things may be about to change. After all, Simon may not be the Chosen One any more, but he's still the hero of this story.

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    4/4
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    03 Mar 2025

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    The kidnapping attempt fails, but it’s not the Mage’s only scheme. Eighth year begins. Tyrannus Basilton Pitch returns for the start of term – and finds his roommate missing.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    “If you don’t meet your spouse at Watford, Penny says, you could end up alone—or going on singles tours of Magickal Britain when you’re 32.” -Rainbow Rowell, Carry On

    Prepare yourself for the most magickal week of your life. Booking is now open for the Coven’s yearly 5 day, 5 night tour of Magickal Britain. You’ll soak up the rich history and intriguing secrets of the World of Mages in an intimate group of only 15-20 single Mages. Immerse yourself with the Coven’s full-time historian and guide who will make these fascinating historical sites come alive. Included in the cost of your tour will be group transportation throughout the week, 5 nights accommodation, and most meals. Fall in love with the World of Mages all over again. Join us for the experience of a lifetime. We know it’s one you’ll never forget.

    Simon Snow (29, single, and working for the Coven) finds himself press-ganged into covering for the usual guide on the Coven's yearly tour of magickal Britain. All he has to do is read from the cards and make sure the same number of mages gets back on the coach as got off. Doable. Until he sees the guest list. And then it's time to sow some chaos.

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    23 Feb 2025

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    Simon and Baz aren't enemies anymore – they aren't together either, but they're friends. The best of friends.

    They definitely aren't engaged, but that's not what Simon told his grandmother and his uncle in a moment of panic ...

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    5/5
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    15,017

    22 Feb 2025

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    Soulmate AU: the words your soulmate will say to you when you realize you're in love with them show up on your skin on your eleventh birthday.

    Baz is angsty and Simon is clueless, what's new

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    Chapters:
    20/20
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    21 Feb 2025

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    Simon thought the soulmate spell would confirm what he already knew: that his destiny was Agatha.

    But when the enchantment is cast on his mobile, it’s not Agatha on the other side. It's an unknown number. A stranger. (And a bit of an arsehole.)

    Who needs destiny, anyway?

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    17 Feb 2025

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    Simon expects that his autumn break will be a mix of boredom and following Baz around. He's half right.

    Or, when Simon accidentally spells Baz back into a baby, what will he do?

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    16 Feb 2025

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  14. Rec 98

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    “What are vampires anyway?”

    My mother tensed, face hardening.

    “Vampires are dark creatures.” My father said carefully. “They are evil.”

    “But I’m a vampire?” I asked.

    “Basil,” my mother snapped. “You cannot say that. What if someone were to hear you? No one can know. Vampires are evil and bad. Do you understand that, Basil?”

    “Am I?” I asked.

    “Are you what?”

    “Evil and bad.”

    “If you act like a vampire, yes. Now go play outside.”

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    Vampires attacked Watford and Baz was Turned, but this time Natasha Pitch lived. What would Baz’s life be like growing up with his mother? How would Natasha feel about her son’s… condition? And what happens when you throw the Mage’s Heir into the mix?

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    14 Feb 2025

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  15. Rec 49

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    Simon is lucky to survive when his ship is wrecked, even if it left him stranded on a desert island. But he's not the only one who escaped. The ship's mysterious cargo, the creature in the box, also made it to shore. What hope does Simon have when a vampire is lurking in the island's wooded interior?

    But the monster is not what it seems, and if they are to survive, they need to work together. And maybe they can do more than survive. Maybe they can thrive.

    A Carry On Through The Ages fic inspired by the marooning of Alexander Selkirk (the inspiration for Robinson Crusoe).

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    12 Feb 2025

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  16. Rec 79

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    Simon is a disaster. An utter disappointment. (Or at least, he feels that way.) Looking for a fresh start and some direction, he moves in with his Gran, who happens to live next door to the most mysterious boy Simon has ever met. A boy who never leaves his home. A boy no one ever visits. Determined to befriend his lonely neighbour, Simon ends up changing both of their lives in the process.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    09 Feb 2025

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    08 Feb 2025

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    Today was meant to be great. Watford was celebrating the autumn equinox and Simon was going to defeat the Humdrum. Instead, Agatha dumped him and he got killed by a crazed Baz.

    Good thing the day restarted so Simon can have another shot at it.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    26 Jan 2025

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    Baz has been plotting. (He’s always plotting.) Dev’s brother’s best friend’s cousin just returned from the States and brought back some Spell Paper. Baz knows this will be an exceptional way to mess with Simon. Only he wasn’t expecting the things Simon writes to break his heart. He wasn’t expecting to burn so badly from words on a page.

    Canon divergence-pre-Carry On. Runs from 7th year through 8th where Simon strikes up a magickal correspondence with what he thinks is a spirit haunting Watford, but is in fact Baz.

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    6/6
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    24 Jan 2025

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  20. Rec 25

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    Baz was a vampire living alone in Watford, as he had all his life. He doesn't know much of where he came from, just that he was raised in care, then adopted by other rogue vampires when he came of age. He liked to hang around the Watford School, just to see the Watford students when they snuck out of school. He had dreams of one day finding out where he came from, who his parents were, how he became a vampire, and why he was so drawn to this school.

    Then he runs into Simon, a Watford student, and his life turns upside down.

    AU where the vampire attack on Watford goes a different way.

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    33,446
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    31
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    156
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    1,648

    23 Jan 2025

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