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    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:
    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    13 Jan 2021

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    Buffy Summers is the Slayer, which comes with a heap of responsibility and the need to avert apocalypses. Lately, her biggest problems are her annoying sister and her relationship with post-super-soldier Riley. But the greatest evil she's faced is lurking in the shadows. Her well-balanced life veers dangerously toward trouble, especially when a certain Impala rolls into town.

    Dean Winchester's family has hunted Yellow-Eyes for over a decade, but every time they close in, the demon moves on. The hunt leads them to Sunnydale--hardly a surprise considering the Hellmouth draws demons like flies to honey.

    But Dean's caught off guard when Sam wants to stay and finish high school. Sam's always been the smart one, and Dean can't help wanting better for his brother. Besides, there are worse places to train than vampire-infested Southern California.

    Doesn't hurt that the Slayer is easy on the eyes. Dean's not sure he's got a shot with her, but he's good in a fight.

    And there are plenty of battles to win.

    (My goal is to write this so that you don't need to be familiar with either show. Knowing the cannon could help you predict what might happen).

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    16 Aug 2018

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    Emma Swan is only doing this for one reason, well, make that two. To get her show's numbers back up and, maybe, impress her son. She doesn't like admitting to that second one though.

    Killian Jones is doing this for absolutely, positively, just one reason. To expand his restaurant. And maybe get Regina off his back. So that's kind of two reasons.

    Neither one of them is doing a year-long Food Network all-star competition because they're celebrity chefs and there's not really any other choice. Of course not. And neither one of them is enjoying it because they maybe, kind of, sort of enjoy each other. That would be insane.

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    05 Jul 2017