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“Shit, shit, shit,” Blitzø growls at his apartment door, juggling grocery bags while hunting for his keys. Once again, his brain had wandered right back to birdpuss land. “Titty fucking Christ, maybe my New Year’s Resolution should be getting my dick chopped off.”
(or blitzø and stolas celebrate new year's eve together)
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16 Feb 2026
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Husks hands reach toward the zipper on Angel’s boots and Angel freezes. In an instant he’s fully awake, eyes open and mind alert.
“What are you doing?” he demands.
Husk shoots him a confused look.
“Your feet hurt, don’t they?”
For a moment, Angel weighs his options.
Because he’s starred in a scene just like this before. Dozens of them, in fact. He never would’ve guessed that Husk was a foot guy, but he supposes everyone is into a least a little freaky shit.
It always starts as a simple, ostensibly innocent offer, just like this one. Oh, your feet hurt? Here, let me help you. And next thing he knows, Husk’s pupils are blown wide, his breath is coming in sharp, shallow pants, and he’s asking to suck on Angel’s toes or something.
And sure, Angel can turn him down, and Husk’s the rare sort of guy who will take no for an answer. But Angel won’t pretend that the whole situation doesn’t sour his stomach a bit, Husk thinking he’s found some slick, subtle way of getting his hands on Angel. Like he hasn’t seen it all, starred in it all, endured it all before.
Five times it wasn't a sex thing (and one time it was)
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Bookmarked by lights_shadow
30 Jan 2026
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Blitz, I can’t accept this.
yeh well ur goin 2
What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.
wow well ok fuk u too i gues
maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????Is that what we’re calling it now?
yeh watevr
How romantic.
tats me baybee
mistr grand fukin roamnticSorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕
yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
i cant find any off dis shit--
Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.
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- Part 1 of CosmicBird is online
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24 Jan 2026
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Vox tries to make Alastor a cup of tea. Alastor does not approve of his methods and shows him how to make tea properly—in a sexy way?
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17 Jan 2026
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Stolas is haunted by his past. Maybe he always will be. But now he has someone who wants to help pick up the pieces when he breaks.
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17 Jan 2026
