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Maddie: I will bid on you
Maddie: For a fee
Eddie: What’s your fee?
Maddie: Babysitting for a month
Eddie: Done.
Maddie: AND more importantly
Maddie: You have to talk about what you said at wine night
(or, the text conversations that happened during and after the bachelor auction)
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Eddie frowns. “What didn’t go away?”
“My math, uh…after the lightning, I was really good at math? That…hasn’t gone away.”
“Oh.” Eddie blinks, then, “What?” Because he could’ve sworn…but looking back on it, there's no reason to think that it went away. No reason except…for the hours he has dedicated to making Eddie's son teach him math.
(or, the inherent romance of realizing how much the love of your life cares about your son's math homework)
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Eddie frowns at her through the rearview mirror. “What do you need to be distracted from?” The traffic in front of them is inching forward and Eddie’s car rolls ahead slowly.
Gwen lets out a long, slightly shaky breath. “The fact that I just spent a week with my homophobic family and now I’m going to go home and tell my best friend I’m in love with her.”
Eddie stops a little too suddenly, enough that Gwen’s seatbelt tightens and stops her from flopping forward. “Ah.”
(or, Gwen just needed a ride to the airport. She didn’t mean to trigger a sexuality crisis in her Uber driver. Oops. )
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For one singular moment, Christopher’s face lights up in that way it always does for Buck, thrilled to see him. But Buck can do nothing to stop the way his expression changes as he takes in the shirt that clearly belongs to Eddie, his hair that is so messy it can’t be chalked up to simple bed head, and the fact that Buck is here, in his house, in the morning after a late shift. Christopher’s expression shutters closed in a way that Buck has never been on the receiving end of, and he feels his stomach drop.
(or, Christopher finds out about Buck and Eddie's relationship before they get the chance to tell him. They deal with the aftermath)
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don't want to be here (if i can't be with you tonight) by lesmiserablol for sexyfashioncactus
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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“Leave the dishes,” Eddie says, before Buck can even reach for the plates. “It’ll be too loud. I’m exhausted, let’s just go to bed.”
“Uh, sure, I’ll just…” Buck jerks his thumb over his shoulder toward the living room, but Eddie is shaking his head.
“Could you…I don’t want to be alone right now. Can we just…just for tonight,” Eddie stammers, and Buck can’t tell if the pain is clouding his mind or if Eddie is just that bad at asking for what he wants, but he takes pity on him and nods.
“Of course," he says softly. "Whatever you need."
(or, in the aftermath of the shooting, Buck and Eddie find comfort in each other)
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Dear Captain Nash,
I know this email is kind of out of the blue, but I didn’t know who else to reach out to. I’m not even sure how to start this email. One time Buck and I signed up for this pen pal program, but the kid in Maine I was writing with gave up after two rounds of letters. It was during my ancient Egypt phase and I think I scared him off with my questions about mummies. Buck told me I was too cool for him anyway.
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When Chris starts going to church in Texas he reaches out to the only person he can think of who might have some answers, meanwhile Eddie uses his email to try and talk to God, and Buck... well Buck online shops mostly.
A season 8 rewrite told only through email.
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27 Feb 2026
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"Look, it's not a big deal," Ravi says. "It's nothing to be embarrassed about."
Chimney's eyes dance with barely restrained glee. "Don't listen to him," he says. "It is a big deal, and you should be embarrassed."
"Well I'm not embarrassed," snaps Buck, heat coloring his cheeks. "It was nothing, you know? People say stupid things in high adrenaline situations. It doesn't have to mean anything."
"So you're … not in love with Eddie?"
Eddie falls off a cliff, and it knocks a few truths loose.
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27 Feb 2026
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He’d kissed Buck. The thought had plagued him so much in El Paso, he just got so caught up in everything, he'd forgotten for a second that—
“Fuck. We… uh.” Eddie swallows hard around the lump in his throat, jaw working as he lifts his gaze to Buck. Buck’s staring off into the distance, eyes wide, mouth open, solid as a statue.“...We don't do that yet.” Eddie croaks.
Buck seems to come back to himself a little, and his eyes snap to Eddie’s. They're intense.
“No,” Buck replies, a flush on his face, “No, we don't.”
or: five times eddie forgets that he and buck aren't a couple (and the one time they actually are)
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25 Feb 2026
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“C'mere," Buck says, sitting up to scoot closer to Eddie.
"What are you doing?” Eddie asks, and Buck sighs.
"You can just kiss me, get a taste of the lip balm, and tell me what flavour you think it is.”
Eddie can’t believe his ears.
"That is such a stupid way to win a bet, Buck."
“Oh so you concede?"
Eddie rolls his eyes, shaking his head before planting both hands on the sides of Buck's face and hauling him in to press their lips together.
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Buck and Eddie make a bet on whether or not Eddie can guess all of Buck's lip balm flavours, and in order for Eddie to get a taste, they have to kiss.
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25 Feb 2026
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Maddie was never supposed to be Buck’s mother. Eddie was never allowed to be his anything.
But three minutes and seventeen seconds later, here they are.
[Or, Maddie and Eddie wait, bond, and remember.]
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22 Feb 2026