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    Clark is obsessed with Bruce. And Bruce knows—he thrives on the psychological hold he has over Clark.
    Teasing him becomes a habit—but Bruce isn’t satisfied so easily.

    “Bruce, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this to you…”

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Two Justice Leagues converge in one single universe. One key difference quickly makes itself apparent.

    (or, the Justice League of Earth is brought to a universe where a parallel version of the League doesn’t have a Batman; instead, they have the Arkham Prince)

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    24 Jan 2026

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    This was not what Clark had heard. This was not what Clark was prepared for. He’d braced himself for someone unreasonable and glib, charismatic but ultimately with no depth.
 The man standing in front of him was— Clark wasn’t sure what he was. But it was not that.

    “You,” he ventured, “love this city very much, don’t you?”

    Wayne didn’t tear his eyes away from the skyline, seemingly contemplating something.

    “I do,” he said finally, then turned back to Clark. “Mr Kent. Do I know you?”

    and so this is how one spell, gone wrong, leads to Superman's and Batman's memories being erased, which then leads to Clark and Bruce tumbling headfirst into a friends with benefits situation, which then spirals even more rapidly from there.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Clark and Bruce get hit with a spell that lets them read each other’s thoughts and emotions. The problem is that any time Clark so much smiles at Bruce, Bruce starts thinking about Kryptonite and being dangled over a pit of acid.

    Title taken from "Foolish One" by Taylor Swift

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Clark Kent
    Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
    METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMY

    LIT 229
    Rating: 2/5

    "Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.

    Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."

    Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.

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    16 Jan 2026