lemonesques



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    all of my 2024 fictober ficlets!

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  2. Summary

    every single story featuring phoebe patzner aka shooting star aka mizar aka most likely to dress like they live in the 4580's

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    all the fics i wrote for 2021's fictober! mostly secret series, tau (esp. shooting star arc), and snicketverse.

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    all the fics i wrote for 2020's fictober! contains a mix of atwq and transcendence au fics. with that one notable crossover.

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    everything’s the same except they have a group chat this time. that’s it. that’s the series.

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    ford can’t stop thinking about old yeller that night, staring up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling. he couldn’t do it, he thinks. he couldn’t ever shoot his own dog, no matter what.

    “well,” stanley says pragmatically the next morning, pretending like he doesn’t care as much as ford knows he does, “since he was sufferin’ and all, it was really better for him to be dead, wasn’t it? not much point in being alive if your whole life is terrible and you’re a danger to everybody you ever loved.”

    something cold and sharp takes up residence in ford’s stomach. he doesn’t like hearing stanley say stuff like that. he doesn’t like it at all.

    “i wouldn’t do it,” ford insists. “no matter what, i wouldn’t. there’s always another way.”

    “heh. yeah, i bet you’d find another way, brainiac,” stanley teases, reaching over to muss ford’s hair. ford swats him away. stanley can make fun all he wants—ford still spends all night thinking about cures for rabies.

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    In the beginning, Ford says, it was the two of them against the world.

    or, a world in which erased memories are slower to return.

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”

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    14 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the lemony/bertrand foundational text. to me

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.

    Asriel’s new place might be haunted.

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    01 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Something toiled endlessly underneath their feet and dignity wasn't part of its design.

    After the dinner, the two couples take inventory. Berdly has a bad idea.

    Special thanks to ACDS. Dubious thanks to original author Funnyname: https://pastebin.com/jdWtn9ah

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    05 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    crazy how one of the greatest fics of all time is based on one of the worst fics of all time