lemonesques
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
In which Mark wakes up in the elevator with a song stuck in his head.
Series
- Part 19 of fictober ‘24
-
Tags
Summary
In which Dipper helps Ford out with a mission.
Series
- Part 18 of fictober ‘24
-
Tags
Summary
In which Mark S. learns who he is and Mark Scout tries not to forget it.
Series
- Part 17 of fictober ‘24
-
Tags
Summary
In which Phoebe has a headache.
Series
- Part 16 of fictober ‘24
- Part 1 of the sensational shooting star
-
white paint by lemonesques
Fandoms: The Secret Series - Pseudonymous Bosch, The Bad Books - Pseudonymous Bosch
09 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
In which Clay does a bit of home decor.
Series
- Part 15 of fictober ‘24
Recent series
-
fictober ‘24 by lemonesques
Fandom A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Blithe Spirit (1945), Blithe Spirit - Coward, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), Severance (TV), The Bad Books - Pseudonymous Bosch, The Secret Series - Pseudonymous Bosch
10 Apr 2025
Summary
all of my 2024 fictober ficlets!
- Words:
- 11,466
- Works:
- 19
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
Summary
every single story featuring phoebe patzner aka shooting star aka mizar aka most likely to dress like they live in the 4580's
- Words:
- 8,286
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 17
-
Fictober '21 by lemonesques
Fandom A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Gravity Falls, Poison For Breakfast - Lemony Snicket, The Secret Series - Pseudonymous Bosch
21 Dec 2021
Summary
all the fics i wrote for 2021's fictober! mostly secret series, tau (esp. shooting star arc), and snicketverse.
- Words:
- 6,843
- Works:
- 5
-
Fictober '20 by lemonesques
Fandom All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Gravity Falls
24 Nov 2020
Summary
all the fics i wrote for 2020's fictober! contains a mix of atwq and transcendence au fics. with that one notable crossover.
- Words:
- 7,311
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
the association of dumbassery by lemonesques
Fandom All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
19 Nov 2020
Summary
everything’s the same except they have a group chat this time. that’s it. that’s the series.
- Words:
- 8,805
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
ford can’t stop thinking about old yeller that night, staring up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling. he couldn’t do it, he thinks. he couldn’t ever shoot his own dog, no matter what.
“well,” stanley says pragmatically the next morning, pretending like he doesn’t care as much as ford knows he does, “since he was sufferin’ and all, it was really better for him to be dead, wasn’t it? not much point in being alive if your whole life is terrible and you’re a danger to everybody you ever loved.”
something cold and sharp takes up residence in ford’s stomach. he doesn’t like hearing stanley say stuff like that. he doesn’t like it at all.
“i wouldn’t do it,” ford insists. “no matter what, i wouldn’t. there’s always another way.”
“heh. yeah, i bet you’d find another way, brainiac,” stanley teases, reaching over to muss ford’s hair. ford swats him away. stanley can make fun all he wants—ford still spends all night thinking about cures for rabies.
Bookmarked by lemonesques
11 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
In the beginning, Ford says, it was the two of them against the world.
or, a world in which erased memories are slower to return.
Bookmarked by lemonesques
10 Feb 2026
-
Failed Plots by Aesoleucian
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
04 May 2018
Tags
Summary
Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,018
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 168
- Bookmarks:
- 50
- Hits:
- 1,711
Bookmarked by lemonesques
14 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
this is the lemony/bertrand foundational text. to me
-
Tags
Summary
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Asriel’s new place might be haunted.
Bookmarked by lemonesques
01 Dec 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Something toiled endlessly underneath their feet and dignity wasn't part of its design.
After the dinner, the two couples take inventory. Berdly has a bad idea.
Special thanks to ACDS. Dubious thanks to original author Funnyname: https://pastebin.com/jdWtn9ah
Bookmarked by lemonesques
05 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
crazy how one of the greatest fics of all time is based on one of the worst fics of all time