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Harry Potter’s life is like a bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. No matter how many good beans he gets in a row, there’s always going to be something vile breaking his streak.
This story starts in the middle of The Goblet of Fire, but does not completely follow the original plot.
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"If we're not married when we're both 40, we'll marry each other."
Except they're rivals, and they're also stupid.
All of Harry's dates are going terribly, and Draco's not having much better luck. It probably doesn't help that they both sabotage the other every chance they get. All of their friends are shocked and dismayed.
Draco's not sure Potter remembers their deal.
Harry does.
Translation to Vietnamese available thanks to joonkorre!
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27 Jul 2025
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Harry's not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy's premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him.
Alt title: Whore-ton Hears a Harry.
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27 Jul 2025
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Fantastic Flip Fuck with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! by hoko_onchi for peachydreamxx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2024
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“Thaddeus cancelled. But he sent a replacement.”
Harry’s stomach sinks. He’d really been looking forward to sucking Thaddeus’s cock and coming inside of him, but, at this point, it really doesn’t matter what sort of hole he fucks, as long as it’s hot, slick, and properly outfitted with protective Charms. He also wants to get fucked because that’s what this day promised to bring.
“You know I’ll fuck anyone, C,” Harry says, as if this needs saying. He supposes Cho needs the reminder since she’s all bent out of shape about a casting change.
“Will you fuck anyone?” A shadow crosses the floor right in front of Harry. The words are a posh drawl, nothing like the lilt of Cho’s accent. “Anyone with an available hole? Because that’s what I’ve heard. You’re the village broom. Anyone who fancies a ride can use you whenever they like.”
Harry’s head snaps up so fast there’s reverb in his neck. He blinks rapidly. This must be an illusion spell because sodding Draco Malfoy stands before him, wearing tight black trousers and a carelessly unbuttoned silk shirt in an irritatingly Slytherin shade of green.
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Draco fucks Harry. Harry fucks Draco. They are porn stars. That's it.Bookmarked by leftturns
26 Jul 2025
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In the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry decides to take his own words to heart - it is time to let the Gryffindor go. As he tries to navigate the world with the eyes of a Slytherin, he surprises everyone with what he discovers he’s capable of.
After all, Slytherins use any means to achieve their ends, even when they are not a fan of the means.
The sequel to Evitative.
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02 Jun 2025
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Harry’s vowed not to involve himself in Ministry power plays, but the political manoeuvrings leave no one unchanged.
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09 Jul 2024