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That time I sobered up and married a TV by Godlizza for issu (Issushaim)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2025
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“A business call?” Vox asked, keeping his gaze fixed on the wall as Alastor strolled behind him. “For what?”
“A proposal,” came Alastor’s reply.
“What kind of proposal?” Vox bit out, a headache beginning to form behind his screen.
He turned around and blinked in surprise at finding Alastor suddenly down on one knee, grinning up at him. His mind came to a screeching halt when Alastor grabbed one of his hands and fished a small black box out of his pocket.
“A proposal,” Alastor repeated, flicking open the box to display a golden ring adorned with an obnoxiously huge diamond. It, along with Alastor’s beaming smile, blinded Vox. “Whattaya say?”
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Months after getting divorced, Alastor and Vox decide to get married again, for all of Hell to see. But it's just for show. Really.
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- Part 2 of That time I got divorced
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28 Oct 2025
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Blitzø cannot wait to have his (technically unofficial) date night with his birdie. Unfortunately, their alone time is interrupted by a newly single Fizz, who runs to Blitzø and Stolas for relationship advice. Turns out, they are better in that department than everyone thought, including themselves.
Or, Fizzmodeus break up following the Mastermind trial while stolitz experiences the fluffiest fluff ever.
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07 Oct 2025
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A handful of standalone but sequential RadioStatic oneshots. Human AU, Office AU, age gap. Includes:
- Part 1: Business Man - Alastor and Vox's first meeting. Alastor is college student interning as Vox's personal assistant. Vox is a workaholic CEO who makes a terrible first impression.
- Part 2: Love on a Wire - Set several years after Business Man. Alastor and Vox are in an established relationship and celebrating their anniversary together. Vox also has a very important question to ask his boyfriend.
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04 Oct 2025
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The boys talk.
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03 Oct 2025
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Smoke pours out of the kitchen as Vox hurries out with a heaping pile of food blackened beyond all recognition. “You’ll have to tell me what you think. I tried a new seasoning!” Vox babbles happily using his claws to take a piece of what is presumably food and nibbling it. Alastor hums and pulls the serving dish to himself, taking a fair amount, resigned to the fact that he would be following this meal with something raw to get the taste out of his mouth.
“Maybe we should—” Charlie starts, her smile has slipped as she eyes the smoking breakfast. She picks up the fork and Alastor gives her a pleased nod.
Alastor spears a large piece, not bothering to cut it. It would probably turn to ash on his plate if he tried. He slips it into his mouth and swallows without chewing. He smacks his lips a few times to clear the taste before he turns to Vox with a smile. “It’s delicious as always dear. So delicious in fact that I expect everyone here will clean their plates.” Alastor hears audible gulps from around the table.
Or Alastor finds Vox and takes him home. Them becoming mates is purely happenstance. The rest of hell is simply along for the ride. It’ll be fine, provided they keep Vox out of the kitchen.
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02 Oct 2025