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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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14 Jan 2026
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Ed moved to this small, nowhere bit of beach town to get away from his life and get back in touch with himself— whoever the fuck that is, anyways— so the absolute very last thing he ever expects to see in his local-turned-personal-favorite hole in the wall pub is his ex husband.
Or for said ex husband to come up to him to say hi, talk, and catch up.
Fuck.
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29 Dec 2025
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A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.
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10 Dec 2025
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Stede is fine with that. Really fine. Good, in fact. Too good, perhaps.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Ed's been enjoying it. Really enjoying it.OR
An investigation into the effect of smell on existing attraction
N.B. This is not an Omegaverse fic.
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18 Oct 2025
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Edward Teach is a florist, who does a lot of weddings, but never his own.
Stede Bonnet inherited his father's mansion, and what else would he do with it than transform it into a wedding venue?- Language:
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28 Jul 2025