8 Works by kuipermoth
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Blueberry Milk Cookie is not afraid of anything.
He is not afraid of the dark, or bugs, or people.
So why can't he walk into this damned cafe?!?[Or: a college AU from an author who knows nothing about college, where Blueberry Milk is very much afraid of something.]
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- Part 6 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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The Recluse didn't expect to have to deal with a very drunk Sage on his way back to the Peak of Truth.
OR: surely nothing will go wrong!!!!!!! look I'm terrible at explaining thigns just read the fic if you care enough idk
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- Part 10 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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a change of pace (you mean the world to me) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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apologies for not adding a summary when I posted this- uh- the recluse finally gets his crap together :D
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- Part 4 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 12 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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I'm too tired to write an official-sounding summary... theyre really gay... the recluse attempts to let the sage know that he really does care!! hence the gay ass title.
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- Part 3 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 11 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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so many fishes in the sea (so why can't one of them be mine???) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
27 Nov 2025
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I am the single worst title writer ever please bear with me yes I know it's cringe since hes a fish literally shut up okay okay yeah okay shush close your m-
Blueberry Milk Cookie, former professor and most clever sailor on the sea (by no one's standards but his own, of course), meets the fabled Mer of legend, the former holder of the Soul-Shell of Absolute Truth and Knowledge... a very pathetic, very injured Cookie by the simple name of Recluse.
Of course, he has no idea this is the very man he literally tells stories about to his students. All he knows is that he is very normal about the first Mer he's ever met.inspired by an AU me, skittle, and long came up with!!! if yall ever read this hiiii :3
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- Part 7 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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The Sage of Truth has finally accepted his fate of being shunned by the Truthless Recluse.
OR: he's an unreliable narrator too, the recluse is just scared. anyways he goes to talk to his sister :)
hey! HEY! YOU! YES YOU! this fic is part of a series, and if you didn't read the first one, this will make NO sense. I mean you can read this as a standalone, I just don't know why you'd wanna be confused all the way through
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- Part 9 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 2 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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The Truthless Recluse has finally accepted his fate as nothing more than an interesting project for his other half.
OR: they pick flowers & eat jellies & sit and watch the sunset. no angst at all trust
*edit after posting: he's just an unreliable narrator, trust, sage loves him sm
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- Part 8 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 1 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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...in which the sage and recluse come to a consensus on their feelings for one another.
or: author is fucking delusional about these gayass cookies. yeah that's it that's the fic
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- Part 5 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage