klutzyelf
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The Theoretical Impermenance of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
01 Sep 2023
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When Maes met Roy Mustang and Fiammetta, they were a bird.
subtitled a partial case study in things that change and what remains
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- Part 3 of The Same Dust
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Peculiarities of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Aug 2023
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On the topic of souls, people spoke very little openly. Even most physicians were under the impression that, so long as a daemon showed no outward signs of distress, there was no need to consider them in patient care. Of course, everyone knew that daemons had no need for food, or rest, or any real grooming. And that, though they might mimic the behavior of whatever animal form they took, that was all it was. Mimicry. Daemons were physical manifestations of, as far as anyone could tell, a very metaphysical concept, and most people decided to leave it at that. After all, for one excuse or another, it was rude to discuss souls with others. It was personal, private.
Regarding the nature of souls, their relationships to humans, with particular attention paid to the matter of form.
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- Part 2 of The Same Dust
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An Epiphany on the Nature of Soulmates by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Nov 2022
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He was a mysterious stranger from “somewhere east”, for one, and Resembool was, first and foremost, a sleepy little country town. The most exciting thing that had happened there for the last two decades was Pinako Rockbell deciding to set up shop in the valley. The Rockbell’s were a known quantity, though. Everyone had heard of the best automailers in Amestris; no-one had heard of Van Hohenheim. Of course, there was something interesting about him.
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- Part 1 of The Same Dust
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(home is) the place i take my weary soul by klutzyelf
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Oct 2019
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A brilliant sunrise begins to crest over the mangled peak of Mount Kepler, and for the first time since an alien gate opened deep within its heart Kepler, West Virginia understands itself fully and completely.
Duck, immediately after.
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Richie Tozier: Confessional by klutzyelf
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
23 Sep 2019
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A transcript of comedian Richie Tozier's surprisingly heartfelt performance of his show Confessional after an unexplained two-week leave of absence from his tour.
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The Same Dust by klutzyelf
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
01 Sep 2023
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It's A Mess by klutzyelf
Fandom Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
15 May 2018
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A ModernAU told (occasionally) out of order.
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- 3
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Amor Et Melle Et Felle Est Fecundissimus by rexlover180
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
27 Jan 2026
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It starts as it usually does. Too much stress, too many thoughts in both of their heads, too much space between both of their bodies.
In which the Bachelor uses his mouth too much, the Haruspex has a few ideas about how to fix that, and a harmless cravat is abused for the sake of homoeroticism.
Bookmarked by klutzyelf
10 Feb 2026
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The Kin are impatient for Artemy to provide a menkhu heir, especially at his age. They've been more than fine with him pairing with another man, but the questions are rising-how will he produce his heir? Daniil has been keeping his transgender identity a secret from the Kin, afraid they would force him into a situation he doesn't want. One day, an herb bride approaches Daniil with a possible solution to his problem.
OR Daniil is struggling with Artemy's pressure to produce an heir and goes drunk-dancing with herb brides in the steppe about it.
Bookmarked by klutzyelf
10 Feb 2026
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Artemy looks down at Dankovsky's outstretched hand like he’s not sure what to do with it. He hadn’t planned what he’d do or say before coming here, and experience tells him to keep calm, measured, even. Instead, he finds himself saying, “What the fuck kind of man talks to someone else’s daemon? Especially without the human present.”
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If university life is difficult for Artemy, it’s doubly so for his daemon, a bull that’s rarely afforded the space even to be at his human’s side, let alone the space to be himself.
Until, that is, he makes a friend.
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- Part 2 of Daemonion
- Language:
- English
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- 24,257
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- 4/4
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- Comments:
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08 Feb 2026
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A Very American Engagement by poisonparadise
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout (TV 2024)
12 Feb 2026
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When Hank MacLean remarries a manipulative Vault-Tec climber just two years after Lucy's mother's suspicious death, Lucy strikes back the only way she knows will hurt.
She gets "engaged" to her father's idol and Hollywood golden boy, Cooper Howard.
Fresh off a bitter divorce, Cooper sees the fake engagement as perfect payback and a chance to rebuild his wholesome image.
The press crowns them America's dream couple. The "act" becomes dangerously real, because Cooper has no intention of ever letting her go.
Bookmarked by klutzyelf
07 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by klutzyelf
07 Feb 2026