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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Alfred has tried every diet on the goddamn internet. He’s tried Keto, Gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, even some sketchy chinese one he’d uncertainly translated off of a pop-up ad. He’s tried exercise plans, intuitive eating, calorie restriction, and just plain not eating at all. He has tried everything under the sun to lose weight.

    It’s still not enough, so he leaves them with nothing.

    (OR; Alfred doesn’t understand what to do to make himself ‘worthy’ of the other countries' praise. He’s getting pretty sick of it.)

    COMPLETED

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    “You’re going to laugh, but I accidentally made a wish in front of a unicorn,” Arthur admits.

    Francis grins smugly at him, “Ah, you forgot?”

    “It’s not like I hang out with unicorns much anymore,” he grumbles. “Alfred has become younger. It is only temporary, but his freshest memories are of 1764. I had hoped to get it fixed before you arrived to spare us from any drama, but he will be here until Boxing Day.”

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Tony hadn’t been completely lying. He did have a problem, one that involved Peter, which is exactly why he can’t help Tony solve the problem. But trying to hide that from Peter was quickly becoming another problem.

    Tony didn’t want to worry Peter, but he wasn’t sure how to go about his problem without worrying Peter.

    Allowing Peter to keep coming and going like normal wasn’t working, as evidenced by Peter immediately clocking that something was wrong. But now, if he were to suddenly put some distance between them and suddenly stop seeing him, it would only make Peter worry more and probably assume that he did something wrong, and then both of them would be spiraling.

    Tony wasn’t sure what to do.

    That wasn’t true. He knew exactly what he should do. The whole problem could easily be solved with just a quick sentence.

    (Or: Tony FINALLY realizes he loves Peter as his own, and is slowly working up to directly admitting it to Peter.
    Also: Peter's got a plan.)

    ((This fic is completed and will be updated every day unless i forget))

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    07 Feb 2026

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    An SMP can mean many things to a player.

    It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.

    But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.

    It means family.

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    Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.

    Now featuring plot!

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    24 Jan 2026

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    When Xisuma was sent to go investigate this facility, he wasn’t expecting THIS.

    He was maybe expecting to find a dealer, maybe some stolen items, but no.

    He had found an experiment center.

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    15 Jan 2026