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    Vox needs to piece a new body together for himself after his (totally unjust) beheading, but he's interrupted by a certain someone looking to finish old business. Worse, his system manages to malfunction in just such a way that feelings end up being discussed. Oh, the horror.

    Or, Alastor and Vox clear up a 70-year misunderstanding via slapfight. Then they go out for dinner.

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    “Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”

    Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”

    “I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”

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    After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.

    And a bet is made.

    (inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)

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    10 Feb 2026