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Vox needs to piece a new body together for himself after his (totally unjust) beheading, but he's interrupted by a certain someone looking to finish old business. Worse, his system manages to malfunction in just such a way that feelings end up being discussed. Oh, the horror.
Or, Alastor and Vox clear up a 70-year misunderstanding via slapfight. Then they go out for dinner.
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- Part 1 of Post-Nuke Clarity
Bookmarked by k3fk3s
21 Feb 2026
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“Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”
Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”
“I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”
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After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.
And a bet is made.
(inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)
Bookmarked by k3fk3s
10 Feb 2026

