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   Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Alex Horne & Tim Key & Mark Watson
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Greg Davies
   • Mark Watson
   • Tim Key
   • Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Demon Greg Davies
   • Witch Alex Horne
   • Alex trying to flirt: I've looked into the depths of your soul and liked what I saw
   • Greg trying to flirt: I'm going to eat your heart

   Summary

   “Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”

   “A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“

   “For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.

   Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can ask him out eat his heart.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,745

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   62

   Kudos:

   176

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