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Archbishop Janusz Woźniak returns to Poland and finds both grief and the bottle waiting for him.
So, however, is the future. And also, incidentally, the queers.
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courage is the most foolish thing in the world by jonphaedrus, Samifer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
15 Feb 2026
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Eight years after declining to succeed his mentor as Pokémon Professor of Kalos and fleeing the region, Doctor Augustine Sycamore returns to Lumiose City looking for a new start. There he meets Professor Lysandre de Lys, a chilly, ill-tempered man who takes an instant dislike to Augustine. But there's more to Professor de Lys than meets the eye, and he's about to find that Doctor Sycamore is not all that he seems, either.
And then they fuck.
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Aleksandr thinks, with the certainty of only the very incorrect, that none of this will last.
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“Would you,” Emet-Selch asked, managing by tone of voice alone to project some dreary disinterest in his own proceedings, “live forever?”
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Lysandre leaned closer. He opened his, mouth, wet his lips, and then, hesitantly, asked, “What is… fisting?”
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a steady hand on the tiller by jonphaedrus for buoymehome (Lilibel)
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
18 Jan 2026
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Dundy’s breath against James’s stomach is hot and wet and shaking, his tears even moreso, smeared against skin and scar both. He grasps at the sheet, at James’s hip, at James’s hand, and cries out when his body jolts, every muscle straining and eyes wide as his breath hangs suspended in his chest, stoppered up by Francis’s fist now inside him, wide and implacable.
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“I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong,” Sandrone said.
“Your problem,” Rosalyne said, with a long breath of smoke, “is that you keep letting your little girl sleep in your bed, rather than fucking her in there. She’s got the purpose all wrong.”
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“Shh,” Flins murmured, nails catching against the curves of Illuga’s ribs. “You’re doing so well for me. Look at how well you take my cock.”
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be sure my dear masetto is made happy by jonphaedrus for all_ashes
Fandoms: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte
16 Dec 2025
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Masetto glared at him. Leporello flourished his finest bow. “My dear Masetto.” He proffered the cup. “You should try to enjoy yourself, you know. At least try the chocolate.”
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k2, p2, yo, k2tog by jonphaedrus for minusfifty (CloudBeets)
Fandoms: The Raven Tower - Ann Leckie
15 Dec 2025
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Here is a story I have heard: Once, long before Xulhan was an empire, in the land cared for by a tribe, on the rocks of warm dry mountains, there was a Sheep, a god who stood out amongst the flocks.
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“Lass, you’ve your hands half inside my shirt.” It could hardly be denied, as the evidence was presently that James’s hands were indeed both halfway inside Francis’s shirt, his nails scraping through hair and catching gently against pale skin. When they caught at the edge of Francis’s areola, he hissed between his teeth, his spine arching faintly, his head dropping back, back, back. “What is it you’re after?”
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The Eight Extraordinary Meridians by jonphaedrus for theslowesthnery, Caitsidhe
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra
01 Dec 2025
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“I want you to teach me how to Bloodbend.”
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- Part 4 of Give and Take Universe
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and when did you first notice by jonphaedrus for primeideal
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
30 Oct 2025
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It was not, in and of itself, a change with which 121 disagreed. The logic which underpinned Nale’s decisions was both aligned with the law and also in agreement with his own nature.
“So,” Kaladin prompted again. “When did you start to notice Nale changing?”
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but nevertheless, love it he did by jonphaedrus for finerandbonnier
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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There were three veils which hid the monarch.
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absolument zéro blague by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
26 Oct 2025
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The arrangements had not been particularly complex, which should have been what made him suspicious. Unfortunately, he hadn’t questioned it.
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- Part 8 of rainbow rocket boyfriend swap
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the voice i adore by jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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Mabel’s call reaches him at three in the morning. “I’m coming,” he says.
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upright: veiled monarch by jonphaedrus for finerandbonnier
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Tarot card illustration for the major arcana card "Veiled Monarch"
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“I just...” Chief Justice Wriothesley tangled both hands in his hair and tugged. “I just want to take care of people.”
“And you shall,” Duke Neuvillette agreed. “For humans have the right to choose their own path to destruction.”
(In Fontaine, nothing is entirely as it seems. Not even this. Not even that. Not the humans, not the story, not the Oratrice or the Archon or the Chief Justice, and, most of all, not the Lord Incognito of the Murky Depths.)
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The dream parade: a year in review.
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laws of statistics being what they are, he shouldn't be on this couch by jonphaedrus for bittercape
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2025
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Havelock Vetinari awoke in Sybil Ramkin’s drawing room and knew immediately where he was and what had happened, and immediately refused to take it lying down—except that he was presently entirely incapable of standing up, so there wasn’t a choice, really.
