jokebear

bite sized magical joke bear



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  1. Summary

    When the next day comes around, there’s the smell of freshly-cooked rice and eggs. You’ve woken up early to make breakfast. You’re not the best cook.

    Still, you set the dining table and place your feelings over plates with cut apples or pears or tangerines instead of words. You place the eggs there. You place the rice. Here, you say. Here, look at this: can’t you see how much I love you? Eat well, please. Always.

    fics focusing on platonic relationships in orv --- especially the familial ones! i.e. lsk & kdj, kdj & lgy & sys, lgy & sys, yjh & yma

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    A collection of the fics I’ve written & published for ORV Women Week over the years(?)

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    Things I’ve written for ORV Reader Week 2022! Prompt list here.

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    Until Hinata is folding the laundry one morning, singing a silly little song to himself, and when he turns around the wolf on his bed is no longer a wolf but a man (unfamiliar, handsome, naked)—  

    “Oh my god,” the naked man says, grinning. “You sing while you work? That’s so… cute.”

    He’s got wolf ears on his head and a fucking tail. Mortified and terrified in equal parts, Hinata does the only thing he can think of in the moment: launch a full-out, empty-handed attack while screaming loudly enough to wake the dead.

    fairy tale (red riding hood-ish) au

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    20 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i cant stop thinking about this fic

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    Lee Jihye shouts out next, looking distressed beyond belief that she didn’t know any of this before. “I called Ahjussi ugly, like, seconds ago. And he’s not even ugly?! But he looks ugly!”

    “It’s a skill issue,” Kim Dokja laments.

    “Skill issue,” Yoo Joonghyuk mumbles to himself. “What a dumbass.”

    ( In which Kim Dokja is an ex-supermodel, and all it takes is three years of companionship and a billboard for the rest to figure it out. Except Han Sooyoung. But fuck Han Sooyoung, anyway. )

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    18 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute

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    “Yoo Joonghyuk,” Kim Dokja laughs, eyes scrunching up into crescents in the way that makes Yoo Joonghyuk stop and stare. He’s standing right in front of the window, the morning light behind him giving his silhouette a hazy outline.

    His eyes are bright, brighter than the soft strands of his hair painted gold by the sun behind him. "How do I look?" Kim Dokja asks, tilting his head to the side and making the light shift to form a halo around him.

    Fuck. Yoo Joonghyuk thinks glumly to himself, The curtains had to be white.

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the summary itself already makes me want to scream hello

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    [> Hidden Scenario: "The Unspoken Truth"]

    Category: Special
    Clear Conditions: Make Kim Dokja reciprocate your confession.
    Time Limit: 10 days
    Failure Penalty: [Death]

    Yoo Joonghyuk’s first reaction was to kill whoever designed this scenario.

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    15 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    The professor who taught the lectures was one thing. Yoo Joonghyuk ate monotony for breakfast. He could do boring, tedious, and repetitive. But the teaching assistant…

    “What kind of assignment is Sit on the banks of the Han River and imagine yourself as Aeneas leaving Carthage?” he snarled. “Two hundred-word maximum.
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    Yoo Joonghyuk gets drunk at the club and makes out with the teaching assistant of the classics course he hates.
    (For ORV Gotcha for Gaza)

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    01 Feb 2026