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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    “You know I’m all for helping the little guy,” the Spider says, “But don’t you think there are better ways to do that, which doesn’t include…” Spider-man waves at Wade’s weapons belt.

    “And miss out on 15-year-olds pissing themselves half to death?” Wade makes his voice sugar-sweet, pushing his way past the so-called hero. “Forget it!”

    Spider-man drops down with an elegant flip and follows Wade, hot on his heels. Spider-man pulls them both to a stop, grasping Wade’s wrist.
    “You could do some good things, Wade. Become a real hero to those kids,” he nods back towards the skate park, the sound of teens shouting in the distance.

    “Sorry kid, too busy to be a hero” Wade pulls free of Spidey’s grasp, tapping against his nonexistent watch, and keeps walking.

    Heroes are idiots. Too proud of themselves and their alien invasion takedowns. Wade wasn’t going to fall into their trap. Even if Spider-man did look hella good in spandex.

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    The rewrite of Deadpool 1 that nobody asked for, but that I delivered anyways.

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    29 Sep 2023

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    Eight years ago Tony Stark tracked down Peter Parker to come to Germany.

    Eight years, a fight with The Avengers and a personal battle with a man that went by Vulture passed.

    Peter Parker had put a lot of thought into his decision and left Tony Stark behind. Who wanted to be involved with someone who blackmailed him into a battle he was unprepared for and then wanted to control every task he got involved with.

    A collapsed building would never leave Peter's mind.

    Eight years and Tony hasn't given up the pursuit to reunite with him.

    Peter has no interest is reconnecting.

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    03 Sep 2023

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    : A Very Spideypool Twist on Hades/Persephone, in which Persephone!Peter is determined to love Hades!Wade, Cerebus is a good pupper and the Underworld doesn't stand a chance against Peter's flirting.
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    “I just barely got Cerebus trained to be vicious again." Wade protested. "You’re going to ruin them!”

    “Oh no, not a vicious Cerebus!” Peter gasped in mock horror, then tipped his head back and whistled, and in the distance, Cerebus answered with an excited howl.

    “And um, if you’re going to stay, you’ll need a throne.” Wade said next and Peter’s eyes crinkled when he grinned. “Unfortunately there isn’t room for a second one in here so…”

    “So, I suppose I’ll have to sit on your lap.” Peter said solemnly. “Any other complaints, oh guardian of the Underworld?”

    “I thought I’d lost you.” Wade’s voice cracked then and Peter magicked a pomegranate blossom out of thin air and into his palm, dusting the petals over Wade’s lips.

    “Never, my love. Never.”

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    25 Aug 2023

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    Prompt: hopelessly pining peter (like high school crush style without the high school because high school aus r boring)

     

     

     

    Peter pines over Wade (and isn't in high school). That's the story.

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    13 Aug 2023

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  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    River's night isn't going exactly as he hoped: set up on a date with Panam Palmer by V, the woman he's in love with but hasn't exactly 'fessed to. With any luck, he'll find a new object for his affection. Unfortunately for him, Panam has different plans.

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    09 Aug 2023

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