jeffgayzos
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- Fallout (Video Games) (20)
- Metalocalypse (Cartoon) (11)
- Fallout: New Vegas (10)
- Fallout 4 (7)
- Mass Effect Trilogy (5)
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He thinks it’s like the safety briefing on the airplane: put on your own oxygen mask before you help anybody else. Even if they are family. Even if you are supposed to love them. Maybe that is how you love them, maybe by helping yourself first.
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Toki's parents write
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(Squealer) I think I've got the magic touch!
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Flesh Frenzy Friday (posted a week late. On a Wednesday.
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Mutilation Monday
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Toki exacts revenge
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- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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“I know you’ve been hoping for sloppy seconds…” he pauses, lets the words linger, steadies his hand on Pickles’ rocking hip. “Ever since you fucked my man behind my back.”
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1985: Per the requirements of his probation, 25 year old Magnus Hammersmith gets an honest-to-god job at a record store.
1986: Crystal Mountain Records gives employees free tickets to a Snakes n' Barrels concert as part of a promotion
2002: Magnus Hammersmith puts his storage unit up for auction, breaks his lease, and drives across the country to audition for Pickles' new band
2009: Disgraced ex-Dethklok guitarist Magnus Hammersmith executes his plan for revenge
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Jeff Gayzos Metalocalypse Cinematic Universe by jeffgayzos
Fandom Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2025
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Vague timeline of dethklok character/relationship centered fics with my prevailing headcanons. I care them or something.
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Arsonverse by jeffgayzos
Fandom Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 3, Fallout 4, Fallout: New Vegas
03 Nov 2023
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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The first time was an accident. The second, an experiment. The third time? By then, it was an addiction.
With both his drugs and dopamine depleted, Skwisgaar has been searching for a new high.
!!! 18+ only !!!
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- Part 1 of Follow Me Down
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07 Jan 2025
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Nathan’s no stranger to this racing-heart feeling, but it’s usually accompanied by a vigorous workout, or a good rehearsal. This is neither of those. This night is doing its best to make Nathan feel weird and he’s not gonna let it, not if he can help it.
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Pickles has a cold, Nathan screws up, and then tries, awkwardly, to make it better.
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19 Nov 2024
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sickpuppy.mov by CalculatedReimagining, dichromaticdyke, orphan_account
Fandom Metalocalypse, Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
15 Jan 2024
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When Toki Wartooth was abducted and held ransom by Magnus Hammersmith, the band Dethklok refused to save him. That is, until the reality of the situation was leaked online by none other than Magnus himself. Long after his rescue, the video proof of Magnus' crimes continues to circulate online, available to all... including its stars.
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- Bookmarks:
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25 Oct 2024
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"Breaking this week is the shocking news that not one, but two prominent band members have recently come out to the public as transgender: Pickles the Drummer and Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
Pickles was reportedly forced to come out due to a series of blackmail threats perpetrated by an unknown individual.
As for Skwigelf, who has come out as 'trans-feminine' and uses she/her pronouns, she claims to have come out publicly in a show of solidarity with the band's drummer."
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01 Oct 2024
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When Toki walks in on his Mommy and Daddy wrestling weirdly in the bed, he lets his curiosity win.
[Pickles/Nathan + Toki | Mid-Army of the Doomstar]
Bookmarked by jeffgayzos
27 Sep 2024