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    When Draco's parents insist on a courting season for their son so he will settle down with a pureblood witch, Harry insists on entering the courting season as a suitor. Sirius agrees to sponsor because he's a loving godfather and because he loves chaos.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Everyone returns to Hogwarts after the war, but nothing is quite the same. Harry's groupies are creepier than ever, Ron and Hermione are snogging all over the place, and the once-proud Draco is shuffling around like a kicked puppy. But that's okay: Harry's got a plan.

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    D&H walking through Hogwarts by bafflinghaze (22/02/2017)

     

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    • Read in Bahasa Indonesia here or here by akira-tm/neko chuudoku! (30/03/2015)
    • Read in Русский by they_want_some_juice! (31/07/2020)
    • Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)! (16/02/2024)
    • Translations to Português brasileiro, 中文, Türkçe, and Español in the notes. Thank you so much, everyone!
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    17 Oct 2025

  3. Rec *

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    Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!

    So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.

    (An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)

    But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    20 Sep 2025

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    // This can’t possibly go worse than the last time I kept a diary. //

    After the war, Harry picks up a journal to write in… and it writes back. Luckily, it’s not a Horcrux on the other end this time.

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    2020.04.19 - Listen as a podfic by Sandstripe!

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    • 2021.11.10 - Read in Bahasa Indonesia by holyverde
    • 2023.06.16 - Read in tiếng Việt by picpicpico!
    • 2024.02.16 - Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)!
    • Links to read this in Русский (theladywiththecamellias), 中文 普通话 國語 (Bluebubbling), Türkçe (pelin), and Polski (globesmacked (yvieteal)) are in the notes due to AO3's character limits for this summary :) Thank you so much to each and every translator for your hard work! There are no words for how touched and excited I am that people like this story enough to want to translate it.
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    02 Sep 2025