iwillbiteyourankles



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    Sampo waits opposite him, a strange tension etched into the lines of his shoulders. He leans forward, elbows on the table, green eyes piercing.

    Gepard is already halfway through formulating a rejection before Serval’s jabbing words echo insistently through his mind: have you ever gotten a girlfriend? Have you ever gotten laid?

    Or: Gepard’s horrific lack of work-life balance.

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    “You’ve never had sex.” Sampo gasps overdramatically after he declares this, legs dangling off of the top of the stone wall, facing down at blond hair. “The oh so great White Knight of Belobog, charmer of the Overworld streets, never having—”

    “Don’t be so vulgar. I came here to arrest you, not to get shamed for my lack of—” A faint blush appears on Gepard's cheeks, he squints his eyes and glares. “Never mind. Get down from the wall, Koski.”

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    Sampo teaches Gepard how to have a good time. (He maybe also gains a boyfriend, but they’re still figuring out the details.)

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