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Bagel as the First Earl of Leicester by ityellsback for breadface
Fandoms: Original Work
18 Mar 2025
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a gouache painting of Bagel the cat as the first Earl of Leicester, Robert Dudley.
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WEI YING IS YILING LAOZu? Notes from the desk of A. Sol Johnson by ityellsback for Tierna
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Feb 2023
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But who was Wei Ying? The name was not registered in any clans, but indications show he had traditional cultivation training of some kind. Although Huangun-jun’s husband is most usually called “Wei Ying” in today’s academia due to Lan Wangji calling his husband this, there’s some speculation that the perhaps his birth name was Mo Xuanyu....
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After an uneventful night patrolling, CyberSix and Diego greet the dawn.
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Don't Have the Heart to Match by ityellsback for MiaLaUwU
Fandoms: Liveship Traders Trilogy - Robin Hobb
01 Jan 2023
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The first day there, Wintrow runs into a shock because Althea is in town, only not-quite-Althea, because this is a young man in a bar with his crewmates. It is, just as clearly, also Althea.
Recent bookmarks
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Asirpa can't sleep, and Saichi tries to lighten the mood with a secret he's been storing for just this kind of moment.
Bookmarked by ityellsback
16 Feb 2026
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Shirashi isn't really here. Just his snoring and toenails lmao
Asirpa and Sugimoto are in platonic forever love. They're family!!!! 😭 😭 😭
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Arden Rice has been friends with Sebastian April for years, and it’s never occurred to him before now that April might have an active sex life — let alone a sex life he want to involve himself in.
Series
- Part 17 of Magic Beholden
Bookmarked by ityellsback
12 Feb 2026
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The one where the guy who's being toxically masculine and touch starved gets fucked by his slutty disabled friend, and has a very good time.
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an obstinate stain by reedroad
Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Liveship Traders Trilogy - Robin Hobb, Farseer Trilogy - Robin Hobb
26 Dec 2025
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A man called Tom finds himself the gardener of the Vestrit family.
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Bookmarked by ityellsback
07 Feb 2026
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Fitz goes to Bingtown and becomes......a gardner/tutor? Gets married (in a variety of ways)? Gets adopted? Ft. Amber "I'm so happy you're here but also what the fuck" the beadmaker, Nighteyes "why won't you admit you're married and also I hate boats" Farseer, Kennit "delusional main character" Ludluck, Malta "you aren't my real dad and I wouldn't do what you wanted anyway" Haven, and Clef "along for the ride" Freeman. Also Paragon figures out how not to forge people, maybe!
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Collective Understanding by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
07 Dec 2025
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Takes place in the middle of This Inevitable Ruin.
Carl doesn't feel any different as a Primal than he did as a human. At least, not until the stress of the 9th floor starts to get under his skin. Then a little quirk of the Primal race takes over, and boy does he ever regret his choice.
The AI takes pity on him and tries to help him understand the nuances of his new race, out of the pure, selfless magnanimity of its code. It has zero ulterior motives whatsoever.
Bookmarked by ityellsback
29 Jan 2026
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But we all have our limitations. So get yourself cleaned up, get back out there, and don’t fucking die. I can’t give you hints, I won’t go easy on you, but I know you can do it. You’re so good at the most beautiful sorts of violence, baby, and I want to see you shine. We are going to fuck up the assholes who did this to both of us.
The AI is a complete ass but it, you know, believes in Carl's ability to wreak havoc!
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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
Bookmarked by ityellsback
28 Jan 2026
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The system AI chats with Orren, and with itself, and with Carl who exists in it's code, and sometimes Cascadia tries to ask it for coffee.