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    During the Great War, Starscream is faced with a traumatic event that leaves him blind to most color and utterly alone. Now, over a millennia later, the war is over, and he's faced with the possibility of no longer being alone. Will he be redeemed for his crimes? Will he choose to push away those he cares about to avoid further pain? Or will he embrace his new family and unknown future?

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    Across the sea from the continent where the four nations dwell, there’s another continent with hoards of different people with different abilities.

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    Despite the impression that Gabriel and the other Archangels give, Heaven isn't dull at all. In fact, it's rather like the average high school. You've got drama, grudges, bullies, the works. Plus the fact that the students can, ya know, do miracles and all that.

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    Alastor huffed, leaning forward, voice rising with that familiar theatrically sharp edge. “Do you think I am amused? That this this deliberate avoidance would go unnoticed? That your petty games, your careful withdrawal, would not rattle me, gnaw at my patience?!” He gestured wildly, as though the air itself had been complicit in Vox’s crimes. “I am not accustomed to being ignored! Not by anyone! Certainly not by you!”

    A pause. Vox leaned forward, elbows resting on his desk now, fingers tapping in silent rhythm. And then words. Complete sentences. Complete thoughts.

    “I’ve lost myself in you for too long,” Vox said, and Alastor’s breath caught slightly at the weight behind the voice. “I’ve missed out on so many friendships, so much love. I don’t blame you. I did it to myself, really falling for the Radio Demon’s trap. You’re an enigma. It’s not your fault. It’s your nature.”

    The words landed like blunt instruments against Alastor’s carefully constructed armour. He froze, cane halfway lifted, mouth opening and closing like a puppet caught mid performance.

    or the one where vox tries (and fails) to move on.

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Takes place after season 2, Vox gets his body back but he’s not the same.

    His ego is destroyed, his power has grown weak, so much has happened and now he’s a bum, but the main thing is… he’s done chasing Alastor, after all these years, he finally decides it’s time to move on and continue on with his life.

    Alastor notices this… and… he doesn’t quite seem to like it.. why?
    ( my first fanfic shhh…)

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    They meet in fragments - behind radio wire and through the hum of static, between trench runs and stolen cigarettes.
    In echoes of code, they become something whole.
    The war ends. Not everything returns.
    But their signal keeps echoing, long after it should have gone quiet.

    (WWI AU. Alastor and Vox meet during the war. Something is lost. Something remains. And the frequency never fades.)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”

    His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.

    “Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.

    Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”

    Alastor frowned.

    “It’s 2024.”

    Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.

    AKA

    What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.

    Completed: 10/27/25.

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    06 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    There is a new Overlord in town. A manifestation of the next step in technological advancement.
    Vox is intent on pulling them over to his side. Progress should stick together, after all. But maybe progress isn’t always good.
    Meanwhile Alastor has to deal with the fact that he doesn’t have Vox’ undivided obsession anymore. Maybe it’s a tiny bit annoying.

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    05 Jan 2026