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    It kind of looks like junk, at first. Just a random collection of items, like the lost property box at the arena for things the cleaners find after games. But Shane quickly realises that the collection isn’t random at all.

    No, this is a box of memories.

    Ilya’s memories of Shane.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    BIG SMILES!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    a medieval-ish fantasy ethubs au
    featuring prince/horsegirl bdubs, his 160k word slow burn for etho, plenty of blood, and a happy (?) ending

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “The compass,” he starts. “It’s been moving differently. It doesn’t work as well anymore.”

    Niklaus leans forward greedily. “Where is it pointing to?”

    Chip stays silent.

    “Let me rephrase myself,” says Niklaus. “Who is it pointing to?”

    A coral crown, a wide grin, the arc of a broadsword slicing through air—

    “Gill,” Chip rasps out, fingernails digging white crescents into the backs of his hands. “It’s pointing to Gillion.”

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    Caught at the crossroads of desire, Chip has his mind set on finding the Black Rose pirates. But his heart tells a different story, and when he’s trapped in a time loop that resets upon Gillion's death, he’ll be forced to reckon with his own feelings — one way or another.

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    21 Oct 2022

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    AUUUUUUUGH 🐴🙏🥺🙏🚗🤷♂️🚗🔫👈🎃😅🖥🖱📽🛴🚎💕❤️🔥💔💚❤️🩹🤍💙💙🧡💛🤎🖤❤️📀🔌🕯🔦🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 slash pos

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    Part of him really just wanted to melt into the floor and stop existing, that way he didn’t have to deal with this issue at all. But alas, he can not.

    Alright, let’s run through this one more time, really pin down the problem so that a solution is more obvious.

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    The James family gets an invite to a fancy event, and Chip, desperate for a plus one (to show up his sister), turns to his roommate, Gillion.

    It’s just as stupid as literally every other fake dating au but I’m actually so excited so

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    16 Nov 2022

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    yassssss

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    Cellbit quickly cuts him off, “What’s your name, if you don’t mind me asking? I feel like it’s only fair, since you apparently know so much about me.”

    The guy schools his expression into something more neutral, but Cellbit can tell he’s just dying to be rude- he probably would’ve already had some sort of smart ass response if they weren’t currently in a classroom surrounded by other parents. Instead, the man responds, “My name’s Roier. My son’s name is Bobby, in case you were wondering that, too.”

    Cellbit definitely was wondering, so he can tell Richarlyson which kid to stay away from.

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    Or: When Cellbit overhears another dad criticizing his son during a little league game, he promises to never interact with that asshole or his son ever again. Too bad Richarlyson doesn't feel the same, since said asshole's son ends up becoming his best friend. (Enemies-to-Lovers!AU)

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    26 Nov 2023

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    file under fics that make u wanna get married and have kids omg