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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    For not the first time that night, Mike wonders if Will is still awake in the basement.

    Tossing and turning on the old spare mattress that Mike had relegated him to instead of- Well. Mike's thoughts slam into a wall. Even if he had let Will sleep in his room, he'd still be on that mattress. Just... just on the ground beside him instead of two floors down.

    "You're a freak," Mike mumbles to himself, squeezing his eyes shut.

    Or, Mike and El are taking a break, and in the absence of being able to pour himself into that relationship, he's spending entirely too much time thinking about Will... who just so happens to be living in his basement. During the 18-month time jump where the Byers have been living with the Wheelers.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “So, uh,” Keith starts, and Lance notices the way he shifts, like he’s not quite sure how to say what he wants to say. “How are we gonna...do this?”

    Before answering the question, Lance makes a quick list in his head of things he should never do:

    1. Ask the boy he has a huge crush on to be his fake boyfriend for the sake of proving a point (even if Lance thinks he’s going to say no, because apparently he might actually say yes!)
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    21 Feb 2026

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    Lance realizes he's been an asshole to Keith, and on a diplomatic mission to a key planet for the Voltron alliance he... overcompensates.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Lance let the Bayard fall from his hand. His body was covered in sweat from the amount of energy he just exerted. He wasn’t sure if he was about to pass out or throw up but he was sure one of those was coming next, if not both.

    “Lance…Lance!” A gruff, yet calming voice called.

    A warm presence kneeled beside him.

    Keith.

    Suddenly the Red Paladin’s hands were all over him, frantically searching for which wound to address first.

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    Lance gets hurt while stopping an assassination, lucky for him Keith's got his back, unlucky for him, now the planet will only join the coalition under one condition: that the Blue and the Red "boyfriends" are the face of the treaty. Can the two rivals possibly put aside their differences for the sake of the coalition?

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    21 Feb 2026

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