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    “You don’t understand. Usually this is the turning point of the episode, but it doesn’t quite feel like an episode anymore.” Abed pauses, trying to find a way to explain what’s happening. It’s similar, perhaps, to when they venture deeper into a genre that requires a voice over. But this isn’t so much a voice over as it is narration. “Ah. Bad news, everyone. I believe today we’ve moved mediums into fanfiction.”

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    “Yes, well- I am eager to leave.”
    “Why?”
    “If you must know- I plan to visit the undercity tonight.”
    “Oh! Like meeting up with friends?”
    “Not exactly. I am going to see a prostitute.”
    Jayce spat out his coffee all over his papers.

    Or: Jayce somehow ends up at a brothel with his work colleague. They quickly turn to much more than just work colleagues.

    Or: Viktor gives Jayce a lesson on the Zaunite view of sex and relationships

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    “If I so much as catch a whiff of you around this lab before three weeks after the surgery —“ (three weeks! Viktor sputters incredulously, but Jayce powers on) “— I’m dragging you back to…” he blinks. “Who am I dragging you back to? Who do you have looking after you?”

     

    “I do not need a babysitter,” Viktor scoffs. “I have been through worse. I will be fine. I will pay someone to deliver some meals and take the week off work.”

     

    Jayce looks at him like Viktor’s just said something incredibly and unbearably sad.

     

    “So,” Viktor continues, “are you going to do the laundry, or not? If not, I will find someone else.”

     

    Jayce is silent for a long moment. Then:

     

    “Yeah,” he says. “I can do that.”


    Viktor resigns himself to recover from spinal fusion surgery alone. He fails to account for Jayce's fervent desire to serve him.

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    Even relationships between two Gotham Rogues can have their fair share of gags.

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    Aziraphale is trapped in a time loop, reliving the days since Gabriel arrived.

    What he has to fix? It's a mystery

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