icarusphil

a drawing of a person with light skin, light brown hair, orange wings, glasses, and green overalls. they're smiling and looking to the left at someone out of frame.



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    He was wearing a boar-face mask with bloody tusks. One of the lenses over the eyes had shattered, the light from a streetlight catching on the spiderweb in the glass. The swordsman tilted his head at the hawk, clearing his throat. “Yeah?” he said.

    It tucked its talons behind its back. “Good evening,” it said obediently. Speaking was always a risk, no one wanted a noisy hawk, but it could take an obvious hint.

    The swordsman pointed the sword in its direction. “You work for The Brotherhood.” His voice was raspy.

    He seemed to want an answer. The rain dripped out of the hawk’s hair. “Not anymore.”

    “Oh.” The swordsman eyed it. The empty spots for weapons and gear at its belt, the scorch marks and slashes in its clothing, its meek stance. He cleared his throat again. “You ran?”

    The hawk nodded.

    “Heh.” The swordsman lowered the point of the sword. “Do y’wanna stick together?”

    Or: Emduo Human Weapon Recovery Arc.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    the slow acquisition of realizing you're snarky is such a good descriptor of this fic i love it so much

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    It's just social media numbers, Bobby. Not the end of the world.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    this is just so delightfully funny

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    21 Jul 2025

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    maybe my favorite dark lord harry story of all time

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    The unkind reality of time travel, immortality, and fate. Or: the one where Harry ends up in Dark Ages Scotland and makes the best (read: worst) of it.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Pink Diamond never needed a weapon to break a gem, and it has taken thirteen years and Rose's death for Pearl to realize that she's long-since cracked under the pressure.

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    27 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    raghrgahrghr pearl angst but its in second person im losing my mind