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    “My name is Keith. I am your guardian angel,” Keith says, drawing his shoulders up high. The shadows paint large wings upon the wall behind his back. “And I am here to tell you to stop being such a fucking trainwreck.”

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    Keith has a flawless record as a guardian angel. Lance is a walking disaster who hasn't had a lucky day all his life. Keith will keep both Lance and his record alive if it kills him.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”

    They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”

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    29 Jan 2026

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    I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.

    So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.

    So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "Get up O'Driscoll."
    "I ain't-" Kieran goes to say, because really, how many times does he have to repeat himself? His tongue is soured with bitterness, makes his words come out harsher than intended. He's getting annoyed at having to repeat himself.
    "Save it. I ain't in the mood. Hosea said to give you a chance, and this is me extending the branch. You gonna take it or not?" Arthur's clearly not pleased by this. He's scowling; Kieran can see it in the bruising light of dawn.
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    In which Kieran and Arthur rob a stagecoach.

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    30 Dec 2025