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    one shots of mariver, and maybe some random ideas I want to post for fun

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    Rumi’s eyes narrowed. “When did you get so spoiled, baby?” she asked calmly, not rising to the challenge of Mira’s bratty words. She didn’t need to raise her voice or get angry to drive home her control; Zoey felt it as strongly as if Rumi’s hand was around her neck. Clearly Mira felt the same, because she shuddered, staring up at Rumi with wide eyes. “You know, I think I let you two get away with too much. In here I let you have your fun. I let you be in charge because I like it and it’s hot.” 

    She turned her glare towards Zoey, who was perched on the edge of her seat in the armchair. “But I’ve been too lax with you, hm? You forgot that out there, I’m the leader. You listen to me. And since you decided to bring your little games out of our home and into our work, I think you both need a reminder of who’s really in charge.” 

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    Zoey wins a bet and makes Mira wear a remote-controlled vibrator on a day of back-to-back interviews. Rumi isn't happy with how reckless they are once she finds out, and takes it upon herself to remind them that she's the one in charge.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.

    In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.

    So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.

    pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au

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    17 Feb 2026

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    You have 64 voicemails from: Mira. Press 1 to play.

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Mira had always considered herself a fair boss, but she never expected taking care of her employees to come to…to whatever this was. She definitely doesn’t remember putting cock warming or desk sex on her agenda for the day, yet here she was.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Oh my god.” Zoey shoveled it into her mouth with reckless abandon, alternating between chopsticks and spoons. “Oh my god.”

    “It’s not that good. You’re lying.” Mira leaned in close to the camera, possibly to get a better look at the food in Zoey’s bowl.

    Zoey looked at Mira wide-eyed. “Mira, it’s—oh my god. This is the greed the Bible warned me about.”

    “You’ve never read the Bible,” snarked Mira.

    “I just—the chef is gorgeous, Mira! And her food is—” Zoey lost her words, then she shook her head to reset her brain. “Babe,” said Zoey seriously, leveling her gaze at her girlfriend, “I’ve discovered the divine intervention that’s gonna get you to this place.”

    Mira’s jaw dropped open. “Why didn’t you show me the hot chef?”

    “Because my girlfriend is Aphrodite and the chef is Venus and my fucking brain exploded because I couldn’t put together a single thought when not one but two hot women were staring at me at the same time!” wailed Zoey, for her steak was too juicy and her lobster too buttery. “Besides, if you saw the hot chef that would be one less excuse to come eat here!”

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    12 Feb 2026