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House and Wilson smoke weed together one night. It will never be this easy again, this easy unless they’re touching each other. Mouth to mouth communication is more honest than anything they’ve ever been able to say.
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Misclick by homeybee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua closes the notification and lets it float around in the back of his mind for a very long time. Eventually, he forgets about it. Until, while traveling with an incapacitated Shen Qingqiu, they’re attacked by creatures he’s never seen before and he has to click the yes button in order to not get them both killed. Unfortunately, Shen Qingqiu may kill him anyway if they can’t figure out a way back.
Follow our intrepid heroes as they try their best to make their way in the modern world (again), not kill each other, and get back to the world of PIDW before they’re kicked out of their shitty apartment or die of scurvy from eating too many ramen noodles.
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unfated; unscripted by homeybee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2022
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Lan Zhan finds Wei Ying on tinder, the first time. He isn't someone Lan Zhan knows, or he would have swiped left. It is his smile that draws him in initially, causes him to swipe right when ordinarily he would have closed his phone again, put on his pajamas, and tried properly to sleep. It is, after all, past his bedtime.
Half an hour later finds Lan Zhan, undeniably not in his pajamas, driving down the highway to the next tiny town over....
A series of 'first' meetings.
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in which everything is fixed by baoshan sanren (and other competent women) by homeybee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Lan Wangji hadn’t expected this. Wei Wuxian suggesting handfasting as a way of preventing the Chord Assasination attacks, when either of them could have blocked them with their swords— it had caught him by surprise. The idea of being married to Wei Wuxian rose within him, a possessive warmth swirling through his chest. Before he could convince himself otherwise, he took Wei Wuxian’s left hand, and bound their wrists together with a sure and gentle precision. This, he knew, meant something.
After speaking with Lan Yi in Cold Pool Cave, Wei Ying decides that he needs to go on a quest to find Baoshan Sanren, his grandmaster. Despite the existence of Baoshan Sanren being little more than an old wives' tale, Lan Wangji follows his husband without hesitation.
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smiling spirit, ghostly face by homeybee for Lasenby_Heathcote
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2022
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This is a story borne from several what-ifs.
What if Wei Ying didn't come back thirteen years later?
What if he had mixed up his notes a little more, and the ritual Mo Xuanyu sacrificed himself in had messed up just a little more? And accidentally, possibly, instead of it being Wei Ying who wakes up thirteen years later in a new body, it's Wei Ying's beloved shijie.What then?
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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11 Jan 2026
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House, Wilson, and Amber acquire three cats, a condo, and a baby.
Brought to you via 200k+ words of sex, character growth, and adventures in parenting!Series
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untie me, i've said no vows by curtaincall
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
24 Jul 2025
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Due to a slight misunderstanding about magatamas, Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are unexpectedly married.
Thankfully, there's a simple enough process to annul the marriage. All they have to do is drive up to a temple in the mountains and perform a quick ritual.
The only condition is that they can't consummate the marriage...but obviously that won't be a problem!
...Right?
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11 Dec 2025
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In which Phoenix Wright baffles his friends and acquaintances by earnestly informing them of how much they mean to him. Featuring onion rings, multiple whippings, gross breaches of courtroom etiquette, and somewhat impractical use of Edgeworth's office door.
This fic is set post-Trials and Tribulations, with spoilers for the original game trilogy.
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10 Dec 2025
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Dahlia is gone, Maya is free, the day is (mostly) saved. So Phoenix and Miles have a talk.
“And Gumshoe says that Iris won’t be transferred until the end of the week, so I can go see her tomorrow,” Phoenix goes on. “He and Maggey are apparently thinking of taking a trip out to Vegas, too, once all the loose ends from this get tied up.”
Miles hears how this conversation is going, and smiles easily. There’s a certain pleasure in talking with Phoenix about other people’s problems.
“Is that what I am, then?” he asks, a little teasing in the dim bronze light, “Your last loose end?”
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10 Dec 2025