12 Works by hidden_variable
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Chetwood faculty are reminded not to store food in their offices, as this may attract unwanted pests. Any actual or suspected cases of demonic possession, no matter how minor, should be reported at once to the Director of Magic, in person or via the campus web portal.
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A Matter of Taxonomy by hidden_variable
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns, Derkholm Series - Diana Wynne Jones
26 Jan 2026
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Corkoran faces an administrative conundrum at the University. Deucalion is no help.
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Significant Figures by hidden_variable for lurking_latinist
Fandoms: Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series - Douglas Downing, Measurement League: Guardians of the SI (NIST)
21 Dec 2025
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Professors Stanislavsky and Second are old friends; now each has become highly significant in her own field. Will their combined skills be sufficient to stave off the forces of chaos and uncertainty in Camorra?
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Remember, Remember by hidden_variable for ryfkah
Fandoms: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones
16 Dec 2025
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One year later, it’s Witch Week again. A great deal of magic is once more loose in the world. And a number of cleaning and gardening implements are not happy with the direction things have taken.
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The Pentstemmon Papers by hidden_variable for sinkauli
Fandoms: Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones
24 Apr 2025
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In which Mrs. Pentstemmon drafts a letter of recommendation.
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The Path of Most Resistance by hidden_variable for hamsterwoman
Fandoms: Some Desperate Glory - Emily Tesh
19 Dec 2024
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Avicenna reads The Lord of the Rings. He has some thoughts.
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Part of the Furniture by hidden_variable for orthostatics
Fandoms: Derkholm Series - Diana Wynne Jones
16 Dec 2024
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As Claudia, Elda, and their friends begin their second year of study at the University, Blade accepts a temporary teaching position, and is asked to investigate a strange outbreak of academic dishonesty. Meanwhile, a gargoyle is behaving extremely rudely, and one particular bar stool has gone missing from the buttery.
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The Problem of Combing the Hair of a Spherical Dog by hidden_variable
Fandoms: Hexwood - Diana Wynne Jones
09 Feb 2024
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About fifteen years after the events of Hexwood, passing on the story to a new generation poses some challenges.
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Genre Conventions by hidden_variable for sigaloenta
Fandoms: nad and Dan adn Quaffy - Diana Wynne Jones, Magids Series - Diana Wynne Jones
24 Dec 2023
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F. C. Stone and Ted Mallory take part in a panel discussion at a convention, with Danny and Nick in the audience. The panel proves more eventful than anticipated.
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Five new Reigners have arrived at the House of Balance. What now?
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Out of the Frying Pan by hidden_variable for blueyeti
Fandoms: Derkholm Series - Diana Wynne Jones, Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones
15 Dec 2022
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Mr. Chesney’s brand of tourism has come to an abrupt end. But portals can still carry traffic from more than one other world…
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On-the-job training and work-life balance for new Reigners.