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    “Are you kidding me?” Daisy said. “Seriously, Phil?”

    Phil sighed. “I thought my howling wasteland of a love life was giving you a crisis.”

    “Well yeah, but I didn’t mean you should just go out with the first weirdo that asks,” she said. “That guy’s such a douche.”

    “I think he’s having trouble readjusting to civilian life,” Phil said. “It takes some people a while to get used to the relative lack of structure."

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    24 Dec 2025

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    The one based on the AAM Christmas Date story

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    Miles, aged fifty, discovers a portal into Chalion and rides off to save Mark with the Bastard's aid.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    I saw a post on tumblr suggesting a crossover where Murderbot meets Sam Vimes, and I couldn't not write it. Behold:

    Murderbot, randomly pulled into the metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, must figure out how it got here, how to get home, and what the fuck is going on in general. Meanwhile, Sam Vimes of the city guard is hot on the trail of a suspicious-looking case at Unseen University—or at least he would be if he didn't have the baby at home to worry about...

     

    I love TMB and Discworld so much, so I tried to make this as newbie-friendly as possible. If you're coming for the Discworld, the Murderbot stuff is supposed to be as understandable as possible, and if you don't know Discworld at all but love Murderbot, hopefully it still makes sense.

    This is set after Exit Strategy but vaguely before Fugitive Telemetry; on the Discworld side, it's somewhere in between Night Watch and Going Postal.

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    11 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 64

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    If you give a paladin some wool roving, he'll spin it into yarn.
    And then he'll give it back to Stephen, because what else was he supposed to do with it?

    Unfortunately, things only escalate from there.

     

    Takes place before the epilogue of Paladin's Hope.

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    25 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with retaliatory gifts

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    In which the Vagrant Hills get a little ambitious in the scope of their capabilities, and Joe Dawson receives an extremely unusual visitor.

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    07 Sep 2024

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    Thara Celehar has lost his ability to speak to the dead. Awaiting instructions from the Archprelate, he is left feeling adrift and inadequate as an instructor to his student, Velhiro Tomasaran. When Iäna Pel-Thenhior comes to him with a problem that is not within his remit, he still jumps at a task he feels capable of. But when that task leads back to the story of a missing girl and a body found with her ring, it's clear he still has responsibilities to the dead of Amalo, even if he can no longer hear them.

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    30 Dec 2023

  7. Rec 52

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    interregnum /ĭn″tər-rĕg′nəm/ n. The interval of time during which a throne is vacant between the death or abdication of a sovereign and the accession of his successor.

    In the days between the death of Varenechibel IV and the coronation of Edrehasivar VII, more lives than Maia Drazhar's changed.

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    26 Dec 2023

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    Intricate and vivid

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    Lord Ivan Vorpatril and Byerly Vorrutyer, making Vorbarr Sultana safe for (highly limited experiments in) democracy.

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    04 Jun 2023

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    Yesterday, Young Sam was researching an article to write for the Times, after getting into a huge fight with his Dad. Today, he's trapped fifty years in the past, in an Ankh-Morpork much darker than the one he grew up in, with a civil war looming on the horizon. He is not having a good time - and things will only get worse when he meets the unexpectedly familiar Sergeant-at-Arms John Keel.

    Twenty-year-old Young Sam gets into a fight with his father, Commander Vimes, about not joining the Watch, and then, due to a magical mishap, lands himself in the past, forced to borrow the identity of Ned Coates for the two weeks leading up to the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May. The only versions of his Dad available to him are a bastard who doesn't recognize him, and a twerpy kid who definitely doesn't recognize him.

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    25 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with Young Sam on the Glorious 25th of May

  10. Public Bookmark 17

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    Maia fears that death is near, but it isn't himself he's afraid for.

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    26 Dec 2022

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    Clint has returned from serving overseas to an empty apartment with no job, no friends, and no life. A chance encounter in a dumpster at 3am solves the no friends problem in the form of a one-eyed golden retriever called Lucky, who then promptly solves the no job problem by inadvertently introducing Clint to the idea of walking dogs for a living.

    Except there's this unfairly hot, unfairly competent, surly, sexy, maddening competition in the form of one Bucky Barnes, and Clint isn't sure if he wants to throw a tennis ball at his head, steal all his clients, or start humping his leg.

    Possibly all three.

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    18 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Charming and satisfying!

  12. Public Bookmark 20

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    Sarah Raphael finds an unusual object while exploring the labyrinth.

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    26 Dec 2021

  13. Public Bookmark 25

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    in fact i did recently
    come across a poet s
    soul in the body of a
    silverfish he was picking
    out the words of his latest
    composition by biting them
    out of a disused
    encyclopedia

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    25 Dec 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 12

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    Harry the Horse has the idea that Archy can help him out with a little problem he is having, which is that he and Spanish John and Little Isadore wish to knock over a truck belonging to Solly Fingers which is carrying certain products from Canada. Solly neglects to notify anybody as to when it is due to arrive, out of a suspicion that someone may wish to knock it over. But the schedule will certainly be in his little club over on Eighth Avenue, and Harry says he does not know of a club anywhere on Eighth that can keep out a cockroach that is as smart as Archy, or in fact a cockroach of any description whatsoever.

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    25 Dec 2021

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    15 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    found this via #MyBrag

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    "Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."

    "Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."

    "Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."

    "That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."

    "You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"

    "Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.

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    15 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    elodieunderglass is the author

  17. Public Bookmark 30

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    You are no doubt familiar with the major genres of tardigrade literature.

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    25 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ahahahahahaha!

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    03 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good god, this story is amazing.

  19. Public Bookmark 60

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    The people who believe in Napi say he went away to the West, and they are not wrong. But the nice thing about the West is that if you go that way long enough, it becomes the East.

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    26 Dec 2017

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    Put together Lord Mark Pierre Vorkosigan with Count Dono Vorrutyer, too much alcohol, and a party full of High Vor. What could go wrong?

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    30 Dec 2016

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