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A universe in which mated pairs always climax together, so if your mate is jerking off you get to experience a spontaneous orgasm—even across vast distances.
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At least when he fantasizes about his unknown mate, when he takes himself in hand and gets off on purpose, he can pretend they’re having sex. That’s part of the evolutionary purpose, people say—when you have sex with your mate, you guarantee a simultaneous orgasm, thus increasing the bond, the intimacy, the connection. So he can pretend that his mate is there in the room with him, warm, with a firm touch, a soft mouth.
He can’t tell if the details he imagines sometimes are real or just something he’s invented in his head. Sometimes he wakes up just before his mate brings them both off and he swears he can see green eyes. Sometimes he’s indulging in his own pleasure when he sees glimpses of a five o’clock shadow behind his eyelids. He can picture details but not the whole image of a face: a strong, sculpted jaw, dark hair mussed over a forehead, part of a smile.
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23 Feb 2026
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“Dude!” Scott says. “Did you know Derek Hale is over there?!”
Stiles laughs, nodding. “Yeah, Scotty, I noticed.”
“You have to go say something! We have to go say something!”
“Say what?” Stiles asks. “I see your 2014 hat trick against the Oilers in my dreams?”
“That would be a good place to start,” Scott says. “You should tell him about the rookie card!”
“So I can seem like a pathetic kid?” Stiles scoffs. “Yeah, great idea.”
“I think it’s cute,” Kira tells him. “Very sweet.”
“Sweet,” Lydia agrees, “but not sexy.”
“Sexy?” Scott says, screwing up his face. “Why would we want to be sexy in front of Derek Hale?”
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In which Derek is Stiles' hockey hero, and they end up in the same bar together one spring evening in 2017.
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23 Feb 2026
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“Anyway, one of the girls said Mia’s not in a hurry to get down the aisle and it’s got Danny feeling ten types of insecure. So he’s been coming to all of her shows lately, keeping a closer eye on her. And on all the hands in the bar.” They glance pointedly at Derek’s hands as they set his drink down in front of him.
“Don’t say that as if I’m a threat,” Derek says.
“Please,” Xay laughs, “you know you are. You know every guy in here who came to watch their partner on stage is trembling in fear that you’ll snatch up their queen with your stupidly hot cheekbones and your magic dick.”
Derek frowns slightly. “I don’t hit on people in relationships. I’m not an asshole.”
“No, you’re not. But sometimes you wish you were.”
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Derek has a thing for drag queens. And one queen in particular.
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23 Feb 2026
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Stiles Stilinski was never supposed to be royalty. Hiding in a backwater village, he lived as a woodcutter, keeping secret the Gift that marked him as an Omega: the power to heal any wound or sickness. Yet, when a wolf attack nearly kills his father and almost wipes out his village, Stiles reveals himself to save them, and within days, knights drag him to the royal court.
King Peter Hale declares Stiles a Prince of the Kingdom, placing him under the watch of his brooding nephew, Derek, a Wolfknight bound by honor and silence. Stiles, sarcastic and stubborn, refuses to be a pampered saint. He heals commoners, soldiers, anyone in need, defying nobles who would turn his gift into gold. Slowly, Derek begins to see the man's compassion as braver than any knight’s sword.
In a world where Omegas are worshipped as divine, Stiles must decide if love is the truest choice of all.
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22 Feb 2026
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Into Proper Dark by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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- Part 2 of Evil Author Day 2026
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22 Feb 2026