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Clark Kent, a fresh MIT graduate and Gotham Racing's newest race engineer, thought the hardest part of his job would be the physics calculations and tire strategies. He was wrong. The hardest part is Bruce Wayne.
When Bruce's shameless flirting over the radio comms leads to a night that changes everything, Clark discovers that some crashes happen off the track, too.
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26 Jan 2026
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Warning: The Wizard Has It Down Bad by grangerette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
26 Jun 2025
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Potter glanced between them like he was watching a Quidditch team lose spectacularly. “Why don’t you just tell her?”
Draco lifted his head enough to glare at him. “Oh, sure. I’ll just stroll into her office and say, ‘Hello, Granger, I’ve been lowkey obsessed with you since you testified for me after the war. Also, your voice does something to my spine and just your touch makes me implode.’ That’ll go well.”
Weasley snorted into his coffee.
“She’d probably appreciate the honesty,” Potter said with an irritating lack of sarcasm.
Where Draco Malfoy can handle misbehaving magical creatures, rogue wizards, interdepartmental memos, and so much more as a highly-esteemed Auror. However, what he can’t handle is Hermione Granger smiling at him like she hasn’t been haunting his every waking thought since she testified on his behalf.
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25 Jan 2026
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Aster:
Patience, elegance
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07 Jan 2026
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Caleb was done letting it slide, done letting her fuck with him. Tonight, he had her right where he wanted her. And he was done fucking playing around.
(Or: MC keeps stealing Caleb's pillows and he's a big bully about it)
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01 Jan 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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24 Dec 2025