hahnarms
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“So, I talked to Jen and Alice today, and they said we need to hit up La Folie Douce before we leave. It’s this après-ski place up the mountain. Thoughts?”
Agatha sat down on the couch. “Are you prepared to go down a blue run?”
“Oh god. Are you serious?”
“Yup. Did you see that lift that goes over our house? It takes you to Folie, but it sits on a blue run that you have to get down. It’s a pretty chill blue, all things considered, but I’ve heard awful things about trying to get down it drunk. Everyone else skiing down is drunk, too.”
“Ugh,” huffed Rio, “I mean. I’m happy to try. But maybe later in the trip. I need to get my sea legs back first, even just carrying the skis was making me nervous.”
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Agatha wants Rio to go down a blue run with her so they can go to après-ski. Rio reluctantly agrees but ends up having the time of her life.
AAA Winterfest Day 5 - Winter Sports
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- Part 2 of tis the damn season
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What if Amy's texts meant for Dan when she was lonely in Nevada got sent to Selina instead of Ben?
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A band in search of a new drummer meets Alex, a prodigy playing for their rival band. When she unexpectedly quits after a gig, Flux pounces and they find their missing piece.
To Yaz, it's just a bonus that she's really, really hot.
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walk on with hope in your heart (and you’ll never walk alone) by hahnarms
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
28 Sep 2023
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Yasmin Khan is the best female prospect English football has seen in years. Jamie Smith is the veteran captain of the most successful Women’s Super League squad of all time. When Yaz transfers to London City, her hero crush on Jamie threatens to become real, and she must juggle becoming a star with falling in love.
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- Part 1 of You'll Never Walk Alone (jamie&yaz)
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When Shelby got Toni’s number from a friend, she certainly didn’t expect to develop a sexual relationship that existed purely over the phone, but she certainly didn’t mind when that’s exactly what happened.
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21 Feb 2026
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“I missed you,” Rio purred, ever-present smirk gracing her face as she loosened her grip on Agatha.
“I hate you,” Agatha hissed back reflexively, pushing away from Rio without another word.
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agatha harkness is the most talented ice hockey player to have ever graced the ice (according to agatha) and rio vidal is the worst referee to ever exist (also according to agatha)
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20 Jan 2026
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“But it’s embarrassing,” Rio said. “I’m twenty-fucking-seven and I’ve never even kissed a woman.”
“It’s only embarrassing if you let it embarrass you,” Agatha clarified. “Who cares what others think?”
“It’s a foundational part of society,” Rio argued. “The social contract. If I want other people to care what I think, I need to care what they think.”
Agatha held up her hands defensively. “Okay, Archimedes.” And then she twirled her finger in a circle to showcase the bar. “Look around you. Plenty of ladies here like locking lips with other ladies. Go up and ask one of them. Don’t pussyfoot or give them your life backstory. Just do it.”
In a moment that Agatha was sure took some bravery, Rio stared her in the eye and asked, “Can I kiss you?”
- - AKA, a middle-aged Agatha Harkness introduces Rio Vidal to the wonderful world of lesbianism.
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02 Jan 2026
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i don’t care that you’re a stoner (fall right into me) by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Agatha.” Rio grasps Agatha’s shoulder. Agatha spins around, motioning with grabby hands for the merch Rio had bought her. “Agatha, I literally ran into Chappell Roan in the bathroom.”
Agatha laughs so hard while putting her CD in her knapsack she does her signature snort. Rio’s heart flutters at that. “Be serious. We’re both high. You didn’t see shit.”
“I’m serious!”
_____OR, Two best friends share a joint and go to a concert together. Could something homoerotic happen? (Yes, yes it could. And it does.)
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08 Dec 2025
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25-year-old Amy never liked sex until she tried it with a woman for the first time. Of course, that woman was none other than her boss, Senator Selina Meyer, who can't stop touching her and making her work late.
“Ma’am, are orgasms real?”
Kinktober Day 4 - Inexperience
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- Part 4 of selinamy kinktober 2025
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30 Nov 2025