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    When Stan opens the door to Ford's house, he's met with a crossbow to the face. He knocks his attacker out, only to find out that it was Ford all along. When Ford wakes up a few seconds later as someone Stan doesn't recognize, Stan has no idea that there's anything supernatural happening at all until a few days later!

    To prevent the end of the world, Stan has to juggle working with a forgetful stranger, outwitting a demonic triangle, and -- the most daunting task of all -- reconciling with his estranged brother. He's got this. Hopefully.

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    27 Sep 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    What would Stanley have done if he'd been left with the second journal instead of the first one after pushing Ford into the portal? What if Bill was a little more evil than Disney would allow? What if Ford stopped being an asshole and grew up thirty years faster? They love each other, they're both just idiots.

    This fic is basically six in a trench coat but I refuse to split it up now because It would screw up the comments from before I realized. Oops.

    Getting Ford back: 1-26
    Getting Stan back: 27-37
    Getting our heads out of our asses: 38-50
    Tying up loose ends: 51-61
    Talking is hard: 62-68
    That's a wrap: 69-70

    Also! I'm doing all the proof reading myself so please ignore any spelling mistakes. I'm doing my best.

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    27 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Despite his plans to use this dimension as grounds for an eternal party, Bill wasn't stupid. Like all the others before, its potential to entertain him would probably be finite. Its brilliant light would burn out, and all there would be left to do is feast on its remains. And that included his current favorite toy. Maybe eating him would be enough to finally sate his bottomless hunger.

    ...Doubtful.

    Still, a foolishly hopeful part of Bill sees a similar kind of hunger in Fordsy. An inquisitive hunger, for knowledge and a higher purpose. A vindictive hunger, to prove his doubters and tormentors wrong. A needy hunger, for achievement and recognition and praise.

    ...And a physical hunger. For food. That has been the most amusing for Bill to stoke.

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    23 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    After the 2020 pandemic is over our favorite grim reapers can head back into the office. But, William seems to prefer to stay inside and doesn’t want to return to work. After a mysterious disappearance no one has heard from him and everyone grows worried.

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    19 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The frigid cold of the winter always resulted in more work for the Collections Division in the Grim Reaper Dispatch. The colder it was, the more likely it was that people would die; and the more people died, the more paperwork and issues there would be for workers. Already short staffed, the last thing that any of the reapers wanted was more overtime on top of what they already have to do. Yet, overtime seemed to be the eternal fate for a grim reaper and so each one found themselves looking for their own ways to cope through the harsh winter ahead. For one worker, a manger of sorts by the name of William T. Spears, that coping mechanism included frequent snacking throughout the day. What he originally saw as a pack of cookies here and a bag of chips there quickly became a bigger habit full of stress eating; a habit which he thought would be easy enough to break.

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    William tends to stress eat and, after a year, doesn't look the same. Relationships can form, but until then, it's a bumpy road ahead of him.

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    18 Aug 2023