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It was tactics. Honestly, it was. There was only so many times Lance could stand to be flipped and pinned to the floor, or the wall, or find himself panting and generally staring up at the smug look on Keith’s face before drastic action was called for.
So Lance kissed him.
aka Lance finds out that kissing Keith is a great tactic for distraction, and it inevitably turns into a competition. Lance thinks it’s the natural next step in their rivalry, and he refuses to be bested.
The only thing is, Keith never considered it a competition.
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I’ll eat you up (I love you so) by greenteafiend
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Feb 2023
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An enemy stand user attacks Giorno Giovanna, leaving behind a frightened and confused 5 year old Haruno Shiobana.
Although gangsters aren’t known for the quality of their childcare, it is immediately evident that Haruno isn’t accustomed to very much care at all.
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So Why Not Crack Your Skull When the Mind Swells by greenteafiend for mrsronweasley
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2021
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Lan Wangji detects the curse trying to curl through his heart meridians like smoke. A love curse, then. It must have been cast remotely somehow to have found him in his bed in Cloud Recesses. No matter. Lan Wangji crushes it easily, enveloping it in his spiritual energy, and then squeezing. Curse averted, Lan Wangji closes his eyes and goes back to sleep. He thinks no more of it.
Two days later, Wei Wuxian arrives in Cloud Recesses.
Or, Wei Wuxian is cursed to feel terrible pain when he and Lan Wangji aren’t touching.
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Keith tying up his hair—Keith smirking at him—Keith doing that little confused frown when he didn’t get something—Keith taking his hand—Keith cuddled up to him in the morning, cold feet pressing against Lance’s calves—even the innocuous things Keith did made Lance hot for him. He’d probably spontaneously combust if Keith did something on purpose.
(Keith does something on purpose.)
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- Part 2 of Pinup zine pieces
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Shiro put a grounding hand on Keith’s shoulder. “I’m proud of you for accepting that graciously. And hey, look on the bright side, at least all the important bits are covered.”
Keith rolled the painting up and put it away, fully intending to never look, think, or speak of it again.Later that night, when they got back to the castle—back to privacy—Lance took Keith by the hips, and backed him up against a wall.
“Lance? What’s—” Lance silenced him with his mouth.Or, Keith is gifted a painting from a fan of Voltron that features him in a revealing little outfit.
Lance is into it, and Keith is inspired.
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- Part 1 of Pinup zine pieces
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A Collection of Klance by greenteafiend, VulpesVulpes713
Fandom Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Apr 2019
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Just some Klance based short stories I've written and posted on Tumblr that I've decided to post here as well.
Nothing more, nothing less. :)
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“This is slightly embarrassing,” Lan Xichen says, “but I urgently need a pet-sitter."
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12 Feb 2026
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Something Precious by diamondbruise for masked
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2026
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“Hanguang-jun, do you know him?” Lan Jingyi asked, breaking the silence.
Lan Wangji’s eyes flitted easily away from Wei Wuxian to the junior, before giving a slight shake of his head.
or, everyone forgets wwx
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11 Feb 2026
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AU. Upon his eighteenth birthday, Prince Laurent of Vere is stripped of his title and sent to Akielos as a pleasure slave.
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19 Oct 2025
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Home Is Where Your Teeth Sink, Love by bludaze
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
08 Feb 2026
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Jasper never accepted the Cullen last name or their eccentric diet, but the Cullens accepted him. Their arrangement came down to one simple agreement, which kept all parties happy. Until Edward brought the human home. [Jasper/Bella]
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21 Aug 2025
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A Very Proper Marriage by StopTalkingAtMe for havisham
Fandoms: Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
24 Apr 2021
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‘He will make you happy, Fanny’ Edmund had said. ‘I know he will make you happy; but you will make him everything.’
For once Edmund was right.
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17 Aug 2025