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it could be so sweet (you and me) by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Jul 2025
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Tobirama: the trauma I experienced during my entire social and sexual development phase in childhood makes me literally dissociate to bury the extreme abandonment and isolation I feel but it's fine
Mito and Hashirama: UMMMMM...???
Madara: ...I'm on the very verge of committing a fucking war crime, and not for the usual reasons -
do you know the shape i'm in? by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2025
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Jun Wu gives Xie Lian a different curse, one many would deem worse than having no luck.
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“Is that-is that my Wu Ming?”
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He heard the sound of Naruto hooting and cheering like someone emerging from a deep pool of water after a long period submerged below: jarring and sudden. Naruto, the Kazekage’s own siblings, and Sakura’s other yearmates clapped and at least attempted some level of enthusiasm but most people in the audience simply applauded with bare politeness. Feeling the tremble that vibrated through Sakura’s body, Gaara kept his face mild rather than revealing the reflexive grimace that wanted to show itself in his face.
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this is an intervention by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2025
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“I didn’t say she asked for Ming Yi, did I?” He Xuan could almost picture the glow of satisfaction radiating from Crimson Rain. It was nearly as nauseating as his expression when he started waxing poetic about his precious gege, a smug glee that made his face look perfect for punching. “She asks for you.”
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you say go big (but i just wanna go home) by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2023
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How I Met Your Mother: Ninja Style, featuring such fantastic romance such as: lying about your identity, first kisses, teenage groping, resurrecting your ancestors for fun and profit, consensual kidnapping, eye trauma, light torture, attempted murder, actual murder, and...like, happily ever after, I guess?
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born of hell('s kitchen) by aw marvel no (getoffmysheets), sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
21 Oct 2023
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Matthew Murdock and Jessica Jones embark on the most terrifying adventure of their lives: parenthood.
This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Stranger Things with daemons!
Becomes canon divergent after season 3, because I'm not El and I don't have psychic powers.
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run long, roam far, return soon by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Jan 2023
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you can go home again - or maybe, it will come to you
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Short snippets post season-3 in which Billy didn't die but 'alive' might be the wrong word for it, too.
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the cat distribution system by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Aug 2025
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Wei Wuxian didn’t imagine acquiring a cat like this, nor did he imagine acquiring a fluffy white cat that, even covered in dirt and debris and clutched to a four-year-old’s chest like a teddy bear, manages to give the impression it’s judged his entire life and found it deeply wanting.
“Uh, A’Yuan,” he asks slowly, just in case this is a hallucination. “Who’s this?”
“A cat,” A’Yuan says proudly, leaning his round cheek against the top of the cat’s head, while the cat continues to look at Wei Wuxian like he’s wearing week-old clothes covered in food stains.
Or: Wei Wuxian gets a cat, and then a boyfriend, both of which are a surprise.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
16 Sep 2025
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Friday's Child by Dimity Blue (Arnie)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Mar 2024
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"Mr. Stark's son was kidnapped in 2007 when he was five, and, despite everyone's best efforts, no trace of him was found. Until today. When your fingerprints were put into the system, they came up as a match for Peter Stark's."
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18 Aug 2025
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My God is a Weapon by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
06 Aug 2025
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Wu Ming's loyalty never wavered. It didn't matter which side of Xie Lian he was presented with. He loved them all equally. Whatever was asked of him, he would do it. Even if it meant humiliation. Even if it meant giving into feelings he'd tried so hard to keep to himself.
Even if it meant Xie Lian watching as he gave into all the fantasies of his beloved god.
Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
18 Aug 2025
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due south by screamingatthesun (savemeaplate)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2021
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Mobei Jun is well aware of the situation. Shang Pingyao does not have thirty thousand dollars. What he does have, though, is a jumpy, soft-thighed son.
Mobei Jun can work with that.
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28 Jul 2025
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Deus Ex by chaoticgoodlawyer for maye
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2022
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu, but a System error results in him unknowingly receiving the label of "Deus Ex Machina" rather than "Scum Villain."
All Luo Binghe knows is that the Shizun who saved him after his A-Niang died was the most beautiful man in the world.
Shen Qingqiu spends years working hard to ensure that his beloved disciple has the happiest ending possible. He never expected just what role he would play in Binghe’s ideal future.
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Bookmarked by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
24 Jul 2025